Juventuz Atmosphere II (6 Viewers)

chester

Too busy to bother
May 20, 2006
15,055
In need of a CB? I would like to join a team that guarantees me playing time, sitting on the bench at Team 2 Real Italiens FC annoys me.
 

.zero

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Aug 8, 2006
80,359
Tuttosmut- May 31st, 2011


Bendover Rovers F.C. Chairman Sergio Lenza Jr, who obtained his multi billion dollar fortune in the beastiality pornography and 3-cheese Ravioli Business, has announced today that his main target in the summer transfer window is Hoori, Massage Therapist for Stomachi Grassi F.C. The patron will be taking time out of his schedule while in the production of "A Day at the Races with Jenna Jameson" to meet with the board of Grassi F.C. to put forth a 15 million euro bid for the massage therapist hailed as the "Baggio of Ball Rubbing". It is reported that she has already agreed to terms on a 5 year 20 million dollar "personal services" contract, which will have her heading up the therapist division for Rovers F.C., as well as other commitments.

When pressed for what those other commitments would be, Lenza commented, "I have one word for you. Mooooo....................................."
:lol:
 

Bezzy

The Bookie Queen
Jun 5, 2010
20,824
WΏΏdy;3068488 said:
You are safe sweety



Then i should think about replacing you once i get outta my hibernating cave :(

Dont forget i own majority stocks in the butts of all you players
:weee: i am the spokeswoman
 

Mark

The Informer
Administrator
Dec 19, 2003
96,011
I think the Stomachi Grassi have finally arrived on the pitch from the dressing room. Let's play!

oh wait they all passed out!!!
 

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