Juventuz Atmosphere II (1 Viewer)

[JuveJay]

Cool, I'm the end guy everyone blames when we lose.
*points finger towards Nicholas and exits*

 

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[KB824]

Wait. I'm the Chairman, right?

So, shouldn't these comings and goings receive my approval?

 

[swag]

Stomachi Grassi FC midfielder Iceman was recently caught on camera vacationing in Cape Town. Rumour has it that the star midfielder has lost a few pounds during his vacation which has left the fitness coach Vinman fuming. A source close to the club says,"Vinman could seriously consider recommending JCK to relegate Iceman to the bench if he doesn't get back to fitness. But it would put the fitness coach in a soup considering Iceman is the husband of club bandiera Azzurri7."

Now if only I didn't already have a partnership with Dru for our FUPA line of clothing, which would have been sweet as our home kit sponsor...

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Mark i am staying at bendover Rovers because i can missed my female friends Katie and Kate so or you sign us all or no one

Katie stays, or I leave!

 

[icemaη]

Well if you spend all you time with the goddesses, you won't have any time for the club Charlie Sheen!

 

[Byrone]

Wait. I'm the Chairman, right?

So, shouldn't these comings and goings receive my approval?

Right. Ignore everything until the transfer window opens on wednesday.

 

[Mark]

Mark i am staying at bendover Rovers because i can missed my female friends Katie and Kate so or you sign us all or no one

Too much demands, here...

 

[Gabriel]

Katie stays, or I leave!

I can assure you that both Kate and Katie are key components of our long term plans and both have contracts that run until 2020 and 2022 respectively, they aren't going nowhere.

 

[Bezzy]

Cool, I'm the end guy everyone blames when we lose.
*points finger towards Nicholas and exits*

you are our escapegoat so get used to it

 

[Bezzy]

I can assure you that both Kate and Katie are key components of our long term plans and both have contracts that run until 2020 and 2022 respectively, they aren't going nowhere.

the deal with real italians is off so i am staying

 

[Gabriel]

Right. Ignore everything until the transfer window opens on wednesday.

We haven't signed anyone yet, just got a verbal agreement with Nate and a pre contract with Dru, nothing illegal. Janna is not a player but part of the staff, so whatever.

Hustinky is transfer listed btw.

 

[KB824]

Tuttosmut- May 31st, 2011


Bendover Rovers F.C. Chairman Sergio Lenza Jr, who obtained his multi billion dollar fortune in the beastiality pornography and 3-cheese Ravioli Business, has announced today that his main target in the summer transfer window is Hoori, Massage Therapist for Stomachi Grassi F.C. The patron will be taking time out of his schedule while in the production of "A Day at the Races with Jenna Jameson" to meet with the board of Grassi F.C. to put forth a 15 million euro bid for the massage therapist hailed as the "Baggio of Ball Rubbing". It is reported that she has already agreed to terms on a 5 year 20 million dollar "personal services" contract, which will have her heading up the therapist division for Rovers F.C., as well as other commitments.

When pressed for what those other commitments would be, Lenza commented, "I have one word for you. Mooooo....................................."

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I can assure you that both Kate and Katie are key components of our long term plans and both have contracts that run until 2020 and 2022 respectively, they aren't going nowhere.

the deal with real italians is off so i am staying

Good. I'm a bit exhausted now. I would like a full body massage with hot oil from Katie while Kate reads to me in French.

Janna, bake me some Dutch-style hash brownies. You can get the main ingredient from Lo-Pan's office.

 

[Bezzy]

Good. I'm a bit exhausted now. I would like a full body massage with hot oil from Katie while Kate reads to me in French.

Janna, bake me some Dutch-style hash brownies. You can get the main ingredient from Lo-Pan's office.

i can only cook lasagne but i would put the ingredient into it

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I want brownies. You're useless!

 

[Gabriel]

Tuttosmut- May 31st, 2011


Bendover Rovers F.C. Chairman Sergio Lenza Jr, who obtained his multi billion dollar fortune in the beastiality pornography and 3-cheese Ravioli Business, has announced today that his main target in the summer transfer window is Hoori, Massage Therapist for Stomachi Grassi F.C. The patron will be taking time out of his schedule while in the production of "A Day at the Races with Jenna Jameson" to meet with the board of Grassi F.C. to put forth a 15 million euro bid for the massage therapist hailed as the "Baggio of Ball Rubbing". It is reported that she has already agreed to terms on a 5 year 20 million dollar "personal services" contract, which will have her heading up the therapist division for Rovers F.C., as well as other commitments.

When pressed for what those other commitments would be, Lenza commented, "I have one word for you. Mooooo....................................."

That's our chairman.

With the addition of Hoori no player will refuse to join us. (except the gay ones)

 

[Bezzy]

I want brownies. You're useless!

i am not a chef i am a spokesman at this club

 

[Kate]

I can assure you that both Kate and Katie are key components of our long term plans and both have contracts that run until 2020 and 2022 respectively, they aren't going nowhere.

I am very happy with my contract.

 

[Alen]

Real Italiens would like to offer a blank cheque for Katie and Kate.

 

[KB824]

Real Italiens would like to offer a blank cheque for Katie and Kate.

Talk to me when the transfer window opens.

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