Juventuz Atmosphere II (8 Viewers)

[Klin]

Why am i being left out of everything these days from dedications to threads like these?

I am not handing my resignation for general manager over to Nicholas, its enough that i already lost my avatar to that City fanboy

Can't you just imagine you're in the team?

 

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[swag]

Comunicato Real Italiens FC

Real Italiens FC announce they no longer need the services of Dru. GM Mark commented that he didn't even know he was with the club.

Busted.

 

[Gabriel]

if i become a spokenwoman i am staying here

Sorry but i really can't invent new roles, specially out of words that do not exist.

 

[Bezzy]

Sorry but i really can't invent new roles, specially out of words that do not exist.

then i will listen to the offer of other clubs

 

[Mark]

 

[Gabriel]

then i will listen to the offer of other clubs

That's ok, we'll hire Fred. He's a free agent, he'll work for free too.

 

[Bezzy]

so i have the job Mark :excited:

i will work for free as i can be a spokeswoman and chef in one

 

[Gabriel]

Hold on, you're still under contract with us and i'm not releasing you, if Mark hires you he'll have to play 7.5m in compensation.

 

[swag]

LOUISVILLE, KY - May 30, 2011 - Stomachi Grassi FC is proud to announce the signing of a new away kit sponsor for the upcoming season, the KFC Double Down:

As part of his scouting journey here through Louisville today, Stomachi Grassi FC President, Swag Valance, visited KFC's corporate headquarters and penned the deal with KFC executives for an undisclosed sum. Rumors suggest the terms of the deal include a bottomless bucket of Extra Crispy for the locker room and free cole slaw at all away matches.

"This deal gives us global reach to an immense fanbase of fat stomachs," said KFC CEO, Roger Eaton.

"Stomachi Grassi FC is proud to associate itself with a world leader in gut-busting food technology," said the Stomachi Grassi President. "Not only that, but we cannot wait to cover our opponents with mounds of KFC cole slaw as part of our pre-match preparations on the pitch. It should give us a competitive edge."

Snoop, however, was not available for comment given the recent turn of events.

 

[Byrone]

Why am i being left out of everything these days from dedications to threads like these?

I am not handing my resignation for general manager over to Nicholas, its enough that i already lost my avatar to that City fanboy

What are you on about?:wth: You're still Director of Stomachi Grassi F.C. Director RightSaidFred

 

[Mark]

Real Italiens FC.cum

Real Italiens FC communicate they have hired bezares as new personal chef and as spokeswoman.
Finally a woman back where she belongs, in the kitchen. BADABING! - Marty

 

[Bezzy]

when will i sign my contract

 

[Gabriel]

Hold on, you're still under contract with us and i'm not releasing you, if Mark hires you he'll have to play 7.5m in compensation.

Real Italiens FC.cum

Real Italiens FC communicate they have hired bezares as new personal chef and as spokeswoman.
Finally a woman back where she belongs, in the kitchen. BADABING! - Marty

So.. are you paying it all upfront or installments?

 

[Mark]

0.5m in instalments over 25 years. We got you drunk yesterday and you signed it. Deals a deal, that how we roll.

 

[icemaη]

Stomachi Grassi FC midfielder Iceman was recently caught on camera vacationing in Cape Town. Rumour has it that the star midfielder has lost a few pounds during his vacation which has left the fitness coach Vinman fuming. A source close to the club says,"Vinman could seriously consider recommending JCK to relegate Iceman to the bench if he doesn't get back to fitness. But it would put the fitness coach in a soup considering Iceman is the husband of club bandiera Azzurri7."

 

[blondu]

Team 1 Stomachi Grassi FC.

Chairman: Martin "hello" Solveig
President: Mubarak al Swaag

General Manager: Lord Osman Reptilliano
Director: Freddy Ljumber

Coach: Jack (savvy?)
Assistant Roach: Dominque

Fitness Coach: Vinman Schwartzenjeger
Goalkeeping Coach: Geoffrey

Head Medical Staff: Sebastian Giosmallotti
Physiotherapists: Assme then Cashme(Miss Behind)
Massage Physiotherapists: Hurry (Queen Sonia)

Here's the team, will mention the nicknames everyone can know them.

Bisqoets

Doo Chan - Blondao - Ma' Chello - Aushimovic​

Marko Pole'O - Paul Ice - Fatih Tahrim​

Rabin'ho (Cap)- Andreass Back

Il Tre DigeSteve​

Bench: Abu Treka (GK), verynineteen, Juve_Rezolution, Oooman , Luca Antonioli , Lionel, Achhmed, Barone, Pado Vano, Geppelinha, Sir Yer Booty , Shake Spear

 

[Gabriel]

Bendover Rovers FC to take "spokenwoman" case to the FIGC

According to unidentified sources Bendover Rovers FC manager Motorhead is planning to make a case against Mark due to misbehaviours regarding the signature of the widely known ignorant spokenchef, according to inside sources Mark used adulterated alcohol to convince Bendovers FC manager to sign an agreement that wasn't in line with the current rules and regulations of Fifa.

When asked about it by the press he said: "When i was contacted by Mark i thought he was a serious an honorable person but he's just a pig, he gave me bad quality alcohol and waited for me to pass out to force me to sign. He also tried to buy me with marinara sauce and a lady boy from thailand called Nicholas, I refused and got mad. He said he would get his revenge".

"Installments over 25 years? are you fucking kidding me? that's ludicrous!. I'm calling Ze Tahir to crash a plane into your offices" he said while storming out of the press conference.

Meanwhile we weren't able to reach Mark.

More developments to follow

 

[Klin]

We'll burn that team to the ground if given the chance. Obviously, after the game, Lo-Pan will smoke all our socks.

 

[Mark]

 

[Bezzy]

Mark i am staying at bendover Rovers because i can missed my female friends Katie and Kate so or you sign us all or no one