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Just a reminder, you are currently under contract with Stomachi Grassi.
Team 1 Stomachi Grassi FC.
Official hymn: "Ci sei o non ci sei" by Leo Pari & Piotta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBc9FyMsIKo
Chairman: Martin
President: Swag
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Team 1 Stomachi Grassi FC.
Official hymn: "Ci sei o non ci sei" by Leo Pari & Piotta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBc9FyMsIKo
Chairman: Martin
President: Swag
...
From my press secretary...
LOUISVILLE, KY - May 30, 2011 - Just yesterday Stomachi Grassi FC president, Swag Valance, was dining in one of them fine Italien San Francisco restaurants -- you knows, the ones with the nice paper tablecloths and forks that aren't made of plastic -- when suddenly he choked his plate of fettuccine alfredo. The cause? An Italien waiter asked Mr. Valance about Stomachi Grassi's main targets for the coming summer transfer window.
Completely forgetting that he actually serves as Somachi Grassi's president, Mr. Valance caught the first plane out to Louisville, KY -- home to many of America's biggest fast food chains and ground zero for the American obesity epidemic. "This season, our transfer strategy for Stomachi Grassi is the bigger the stomach, the better the player," said the club President. "Now some of the big clubs prefer to bring on younger, all-around athletes to reenforce their squad depth. But at Stomachi Grassi, we prefer specialists. And do you think that a 140cm waistline just appears by itself? No. It comes with discipline and training that only veteran pasta eaters can develop, which is why we're here in Louisville looking for some of the finest, fattest talent in the world."
When asked about specific positions Stomachi Grassi intends to fill in the offseason, Mr. Valance replied, "That's the great thing about fat stomachs. You find some big enough, and they can fill any position... and then some. The key is to keep everyone on a key training regimen of pizza sauce. Just look at Alen [Stomachi Grassi FC coach]. The man had the most admirable man-boobs on the continent. But then a salad here, a carrot stick there, a celery stalk snuck late at night. Suddenly he's just a mere shell of his former self. It's a damn shame what can happen when you don't follow your rigorous training regimen. Which is why he's no longer in playing shape and operates behind the touch line today."
Oh crap!
From my press secretary...
LOUISVILLE, KY - May 30, 2011 - Just yesterday Stomachi Grassi FC president, Swag Valance, was dining in one of them fine Italien San Francisco restaurants -- you knows, the ones with the nice paper tablecloths and forks that aren't made of plastic -- when suddenly he choked his plate of fettuccine alfredo. The cause? An Italien waiter asked Mr. Valance about Stomachi Grassi's main targets for the coming summer transfer window.
Completely forgetting that he actually serves as Somachi Grassi's president, Mr. Valance caught the first plane out to Louisville, KY -- home to many of America's biggest fast food chains and ground zero for the American obesity epidemic. "This season, our transfer strategy for Stomachi Grassi is the bigger the stomach, the better the player," said the club President. "Now some of the big clubs prefer to bring on younger, all-around athletes to reenforce their squad depth. But at Stomachi Grassi, we prefer specialists. And do you think that a 140cm waistline just appears by itself? No. It comes with discipline and training that only veteran pasta eaters can develop, which is why we're here in Louisville looking for some of the finest, fattest talent in the world."
When asked about specific positions Stomachi Grassi intends to fill in the offseason, Mr. Valance replied, "That's the great thing about fat stomachs. You find some big enough, and they can fill any position... and then some. The key is to keep everyone on a key training regimen of pizza sauce. Just look at Mark [General Manager for rival Real Italiens FC]. The man had the most admirable man-boobs on the continent. But then a salad here, a carrot stick there, a celery stalk snuck late at night. Suddenly he's just a mere shell of his former self. It's a damn shame what can happen when you don't follow your rigorous training regimen."
From my press secretary...
LOUISVILLE, KY - May 30, 2011 - Just yesterday Stomachi Grassi FC president, Swag Valance, was dining in one of them fine Italien San Francisco restaurants -- you knows, the ones with the nice paper tablecloths and forks that aren't made of plastic -- when suddenly he choked his plate of fettuccine alfredo. The cause? An Italien waiter asked Mr. Valance about Stomachi Grassi's main targets for the coming summer transfer window.
Completely forgetting that he actually serves as Somachi Grassi's president, Mr. Valance caught the first plane out to Louisville, KY -- home to many of America's biggest fast food chains and ground zero for the American obesity epidemic. "This season, our transfer strategy for Stomachi Grassi is the bigger the stomach, the better the player," said the club President. "Now some of the big clubs prefer to bring on younger, all-around athletes to reenforce their squad depth. But at Stomachi Grassi, we prefer specialists. And do you think that a 140cm waistline just appears by itself? No. It comes with discipline and training that only veteran pasta eaters can develop, which is why we're here in Louisville looking for some of the finest, fattest talent in the world."
When asked about specific positions Stomachi Grassi intends to fill in the offseason, Mr. Valance replied, "That's the great thing about fat stomachs. You find some big enough, and they can fill any position... and then some. The key is to keep everyone on a key training regimen of pizza sauce. Just look at Mark [General Manager for rival Real Italiens FC]. The man had the most admirable man-boobs on the continent. But then a salad here, a carrot stick there, a celery stalk snuck late at night. Suddenly he's just a mere shell of his former self. It's a damn shame what can happen when you don't follow your rigorous training regimen."
Stomach Grassi NEVER in your assi!
Just a reminder, you are currently under contract with Stomachi Grassi.
Team 1 Stomachi Grassi FC.
Official hymn: "Ci sei o non ci sei" by Leo Pari & Piotta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBc9FyMsIKo
Chairman: Martin
President: Swag
General Manager: Osman
Director: Fred
Coach: Jack (JCK)
Assistant Coach: Dominic
Fitness Coach: Vinman
Goalkeeping Coach: Geof
Head Medical Staff: Giovanotti
Physiotherapists: Asma (Miss Dubai)
Massage Physiotherapists: Hoori (King Ale)
Here's the team, will mention the names by the usernames so everyone can know them.
Bench: Abu(GK), verynine, Juve_Revolution, Omair, Luca, Lion, Ahmed, Byron, Pado, Gep, Sheik Yerbouti, Shakespeare.
Team 2 Real Italiens FC.
Official Hymn : Bandiera Rossa
Chairman: Marty
President: Bozi
General Manager: Mark
Director: Lawnchair Bes
Coach: Sir Alen Ferguson
Assistan Coach: Juve MacRed
Fitness Coach: Antares
Goalkeeping Coach: ???
Head Medical Staff: Cronios
Physiotherapists: Christina (ForzaDelPiero10)
Massage Physiotherapists: Cigdem (Juve_baby)
Here's the team
Bench: Cracka(GK), Stephan, ReBeL, Stuart, Mikhail, Chester, vSnoop, gray, Dru, Wahdan, Goggo, Michael_Cutajar, SABSAB.
Team 1 Stomachi Grassi FC.
Official hymn: "Ci sei o non ci sei" by Leo Pari & Piotta: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBc9FyMsIKo
Chairman: Martin
President: Swag
General Manager: Osman
Director: Fred
Coach: Jack (JCK)
Assistant Coach: Dominic
Fitness Coach: Vinman
Goalkeeping Coach: Geof
Head Medical Staff: Giovanotti
Physiotherapists: Asma (Miss Dubai)
Massage Physiotherapists: Hoori (King Ale)
Here's the team, will mention the names by the usernames so everyone can know them.
Bisco
Dule - Blondu - Marcello - xXx
Dule - Blondu - Marcello - xXx
Mar-K.O. - Iceman - Ze Tahir
Azzurri7(Cap)- Andy
Il Re
Il Re
Bench: Abu(GK), verynine, Juve_Revolution, Omair, Luca, Lion, Ahmed, Byron, Pado, Gep, Sheik Yerbouti, Shakespeare.
Team 2 Real Italiens FC.
Official Hymn : Bandiera Rossa
Chairman: Marty
President: Bozi
General Manager: Mark
Director: Lawnchair Bes
Coach: Sir Alen Ferguson
Assistan Coach: Juve MacRed
Fitness Coach: Antares
Goalkeeping Coach: ???
Head Medical Staff: Cronios
Physiotherapists: Christina (ForzaDelPiero10)
Massage Physiotherapists: Cigdem (Juve_baby)
Here's the team
Van der Sal Man
juve o'curr - Turkam - Albertini - Vlatkovic
juve o'curr - Turkam - Albertini - Vlatkovic
Hambonranesi - Xabi Aaronso - Sadoko- Waffledinho(Cap.)
Burkoff - Zlatanhimovic
Burkoff - Zlatanhimovic
Bench: Cracka(GK), Stephan, ReBeL, Stuart, Mikhail, Chester, vSnoop, gray, Dru, Wahdan, Goggo, Michael_Cutajar, SABSAB.
I have been in talks with the owner of Real Dickbags - Massive Paedophilio. He wants me to come play for the Dickbags for twice the salary and the perks and a starting role.
We already have a friendly lined up against the Young Boys beginning of July.
