Three dogs, a Doberman, a Boxer, and a Labrador are sitting in the waiting
room at the vet's office when they strike up a conversation._ The Doberman
turns to the Boxer and says, "So why are you here?"_ The Boxer replies, "I'm
a pisser._ I piss on everything-the sofa, the cat, the kid._ But the final
straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle of my owner's bed."_ The
Doberman says, "So what is the vet going to do?"._ "Lethal injection" came
the reply from the sad Boxer. The Doberman then turns to the Labrador and
asks, "Why are you here?"_ The Lab says, "I'm a digger._ I dig under fences,
dig up flowers and trees._ I dig just for the hell of it._ When I'm inside,
I dig up the carpets._ But I went over the line last night when I dug a
great big hole in my owner's couch."_ "So what are they going to do to
you?"_ the Doberman inquired._ "Lethal injection," the dejected Labrador
said._ The Labrador then turns to the Doberman and asks what he's at the
vet's office for._ "I'm a humper," the Doberman says._ "I'll hump anything.
I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever._ I want to
hump everything I see._ Yesterday, my owner had just gotten out of the
shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help
myself._ I hopped on her back and started humping away."_ The Boxer and
Labrador exchange a sad glance and say, "So, lethal injection for you too,
huh?"_ "No, no," the Doberman says, "I'm here to get my nails clipped."