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Tom

The DJ
Oct 30, 2001
11,726
#43
One day Adam & Eve were making love in the Garden of Eden. After they were finished, Adam was relaxing when God came into the garden.

He sat beside Adam & they talked for awhile. Adam said, "You know, God, Eve & I just finished making love, and I want to tell you how great it is! I think sex is the best thing you've given us!"

God replies, "That's wonderful Adam. I'm glad you like it so much. By the way, where is Eve?"

"Oh, she went down to the river to wash up," said Adam

God says, "Oh crap! Now all the fish are going to smell like that!"
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
#45
Dear Signor Diretorre,

Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a young man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the Receptione and tell:

"I wanna shit". They tella me, "Go to the toillett".
I said, "You no understand. I wanna Shit in my bed ".
They said, "You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch".

Signor Diretorre, what is sonnawabitch?

I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacona and eggs and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point to toast.

"I wanna piss".
She tella me, "Go to the toillett".
I say, "You no understand. I wanna piss on my plate".
She then say to me, "You bloody fella better not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch".

Second person who do not even know me and call me
sonnawabitch! What is sonnawabitch?

Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock.

I tella waitress "I wanna fock".
And she tella me, "Sure, everybody wanna fock".
I tell her, "You no understand. I wanna fock on the table".
She then tell me, "So you sonnawabitch, wanna fock on the table?
Get your ass outa here!"

So I go to the receptione and ask for bills. I no wanna stay in your hotel no more.

When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me, "Thank you and piss be with you".
I say " Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch".

He looks unhappy and shows me his middle finger. Why, Signor
Directorre?

I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella,

You Sonnawabitch!

Giovanni
 

Tom

The DJ
Oct 30, 2001
11,726
#57
it IS! :D

er..oh yeah..um..I..er...conveniently forgot. You glory hunting sod you just wanted to see your name there admit it :boxing:;)
 
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