In the beginning, the plan for a divine human design was painstakingly implemented.
"How many nerve endings will I put in her hands?" asked St. Peter.
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Two hundred, O Mighty One."
"Then we shall do the same for the woman," The Lord replied.
"How many nerve endings should we put in her genitals, O Mightiest?"
"How many did we put in Adam?"
"Four hundred and twenty, O Mighty One."
"Oh yeah, now I remember. We wanted Adam to have a little fun procreating, didn't we? Do the same for woman."
"Yes, O Great Lord."
"Wait! Hold it, Pete, give her ten thousand, it'll be a hoot to hear her scream out my name..."