Juve & Barca to exchange players (2 Viewers)

Tom

The DJ
Oct 30, 2001
11,726
#22
++ [ originally posted by [LAC] ] ++
tom(realistically) who do you realistically can get at this moment as an upgrade to trez? (realistically)
Saviola
Kluivert
Adriano
Hasselbaink/Crespo (they can't both play)
Morientes
Owen maybe

heck even Jermain Defoe is better

if i actually knew any strikers I'm sure I could list many

Tristan
Makaay

I'm sure there are some younguns as well

me
my gran

etc
 

Layce Erayce

Senior Member
Aug 11, 2002
9,116
#23
tom. did u notice the 3 "realistically's" i put in there?

saviola: we'll never get the kid
kluivert: washed up
adriano: wont get him. even if i were hallucinating
hasselbaink: realistically. this is juventus, tom
crespo: how much will we have to pay chelsea?
morientes: see hasselbaink
makaay: i like this idea but he wont have a future with us. anything we would pay would be a waste.
tristan: is he still at man u? right then.
you: hmm....
your gran: is she hot?

come on....realistically....and how much do you think he'll go for?
 

venom

Senior Member
Oct 22, 2003
1,288
#24
Morientes could be a good alternative but Saviola, hell no, I mean think of it - DP, Miccoli and Saviola et al running for high balls against Stam and defenders like that.
 

Tom

The DJ
Oct 30, 2001
11,726
#25
saviola: we'll never get the kid
WHY NOT?

kluivert: washed up
BUT STILL A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN TREZ

adriano: wont get him. even if i were hallucinating
THIS ONE I'LL GIVE YOU, WE WON'T GET HIM IN THE NEAR FUTURE

hasselbaink: realistically. this is juventus, tom
MEANING WHAT EXACTLY?

crespo: how much will we have to pay chelsea?
DUNNO, 25M?

morientes: see hasselbaink
AGAIN, WHATS THAT MEAN?

makaay: i like this idea but he wont have a future with us. anything we would pay would be a waste.
WHY WOULD HE NOT HAVE A FUTURE? WHY WOULD IT BE A WASTE?

tristan: is he still at man u? right then.
?
you: hmm....
WELL I'M BETTER THAN TREZ

your gran: is she hot?
ER..NO :D

sorry for the lack of quotations, I couldn't be arsed with them. We'll probably get about 15m for Trez at best IMO
 

Layce Erayce

Senior Member
Aug 11, 2002
9,116
#27
++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
saviola: we'll never get the kid
WHY NOT?
cuz its barca. and itll cost us.

kluivert: washed up
BUT STILL A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN TREZ
so? we have dv-micco if trez is that bad.

hasselbaink: realistically. this is juventus, tom
MEANING WHAT EXACTLY?
i cant see hasselbaink in turin. it would feel weird.

crespo: how much will we have to pay chelsea?
DUNNO, 25M?
i think they wouldnt let him go.

morientes: see hasselbaink
AGAIN, WHATS THAT MEAN?
i cant see ]insert name[ in turin. it would feel weird.

makaay: i like this idea but he wont have a future with us. anything we would pay would be a waste.
WHY WOULD HE NOT HAVE A FUTURE? WHY WOULD IT BE A WASTE?
read zlatan's post. he's 30

tristan: is he still at man u? right then.
?
right he's at depor then my bad. we might be able get him. give u that.

you: hmm....
WELL I'M BETTER THAN TREZ
how far did you get in derby's youth academy?

your gran: is she hot?
ER..NO :D
i for one cant imagine you would even think about your grandmother in that light. thats sick. (ok forget we talked about your grandmother)
 

Adrian

Senior Member
Jan 31, 2003
6,691
#29
barca win out on this deal imo. juve loses two key players and barca give us some players who dont cut it like gabri.

they can take nedved and trez for the right players and money. puyol, saviola, riquelme and motta. that deal i wouldnt mind. We can give them Montero as well if they like:D
 

gray

Senior Member
Moderator
Apr 22, 2003
30,260
#31
++ [ originally posted by only_juve_4ever ] ++

Hehe.. Thanks dude.
I'm in Neutral Bay. Do you know where that is? It's near North Sydney.
Yeah i parked my car around there just the other day, on the corner of Wycombe and Kurraba :)
 
Jul 12, 2002
5,666
#34
++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
Saviola
Kluivert
Adriano
Hasselbaink/Crespo (they can't both play)
Morientes
Owen maybe

heck even Jermain Defoe is better

if i actually knew any strikers I'm sure I could list many

Tristan
Makaay

I'm sure there are some younguns as well

me
my gran

etc
The only one I agree with is Morientes. Fernando is way better than trez, but the rest just don't fit the bill. Saviola is too small and weak, Kluivert is playing like crap and he doesn't finish well enough. Adriano is out of the question, and Hasselbaink and Crespo are probably out of our price range. Owen wouldn't even get a maybe from me, he's crap compared to Trezeguet, and trez sucks...Jermaine Defoe? Are you serious mate? That boy has potential, but he's not a star yet, and he's an EPL striker, too risky to take right into Serie A.

I think that Morientes is probably worth looking into. I'd also like to see Juve pursue Kezman and Zlatan, the only two other forwards that would fill Trezeguet's spot.
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
#35
Kezman? He hasn't scored in the Champions League for YEARS and even defenders in Holland have now figured out how to stop him! The lad hasn't scored since late November!
 

Layce Erayce

Senior Member
Aug 11, 2002
9,116
#36
++ [ originally posted by Matto ] ++


You live in a suburb? :scared:

LAC & Z : Makaay is 28 years old!
u sure? i was sure he turned 29 sometime. either way he isnt a long-term acquisition. and we cant change forwards every 2 or 3 years. i mean by the time he gets to 32 he'll warm the bench. either that or he's off to viareggio or something.
 

gray

Senior Member
Moderator
Apr 22, 2003
30,260
#37
++ [ originally posted by [LAC] ] ++
australia has some pretty screwed up names. the kukubarra bird, warrnambool city, ballarat, etc. thats why i wanna go there. anyone willing to take in a homeless bum?
The reason for those names is that out of respect for the indigenous aborigines that lived in Australia before the European settlers arrived, we've preserved the names of places and things as they were named in Aboriginal languages.

e.g. Koala means "no water" because it gets 90% of its water from Eucalyptus leaves.

Places like Parramatta, Woolloomooloo are all Aboriginal languages.

btw Josh, I'd be more than glad to take you in. Give us a yell if you're heading down under :cool:
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
#38
++ [ originally posted by [LAC] ] ++
u sure? i was sure he turned 29 sometime. either way he isnt a long-term acquisition. and we cant change forwards every 2 or 3 years. i mean by the time he gets to 32 he'll warm the bench. either that or he's off to viareggio or something.
He'll turn 29 in March, looked it up.
 
Jul 12, 2002
5,666
#39
++ [ originally posted by Matto ] ++
Kezman? He hasn't scored in the Champions League for YEARS and even defenders in Holland have now figured out how to stop him! The lad hasn't scored since late November!
He's a bit off right now, but he's still on 15 goals for the season and I'm sure he'll be back to scoring ways soon. And if he's not, then don't buy him, but I'd rather have a one-legged midget than Owen or Defoe...
 

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