Incubo's "No Holds Barred" Juventuz.com Poll (4 Viewers)

[Zlatan]

++ [ originally posted by nina ] ++


48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Zlatan

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++



31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)

Zlatan


48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.

Zlatan

++ [ originally posted by Mac ] ++


31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)
-Z- - Leaving Juventuz in a way that made he look like che g, then coming back and acting like a ****ing fool ranting on like an old women. Apart from that i like him tho.

First of all, I didnt make myself look like Che, it was Nick that started that whole thing. And lets face it, if your enemies keep treating you as a people's hero sooner or later the people will accept you as such.

And besides, my rants were before I left, I havent ranted once since. Altho I probably should have.

 

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[Zlatan]

1. Potential for becoming the next Fred:

/

2. Clueless:

Srecka

3. Magnetic on-line personality:

Stuart

4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture:

Every male poster except me, and probably a few female ones too.

5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:

Vilhelmas himself. Preverted sicko.

6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)

DJ Juve

7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …

a) Turtle - /

b) Lizard - /

c) Chipmunk - /

d) Blowfish - /

e) Lion - /

f) Giraffe - /

g) Duck - /

h) Turd - /

(whats with the zoo fetish nick?)

i) Metrosexual - Erik... probably me too...

j) Vomit - /

k) Odd - everyone's odd in their own way

l) Mental deficiency - /

m) psychopath - Erik - he strikes me as the nice, calm, quiet guy who's normal his whole life and then just snaps and kills 20 people in his highschool No offence mate


8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:

Graham, who else

9. Who do moderators fear the most?

/

10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)

21,12548745256417895621%

11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?

Not sure... probably Sergej and Graham....

12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?

Nick and Vilhelmas

13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time.

Srecka

14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.

Majed maybe...

15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)

Incubo

16. Most likely to be next moderator.

Graham

17. Most deserving of being next moderator.

Graham

18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.

Fliakis

19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?

Fliakis

20. Who does Erik really look like?
Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?

He looks like a really ugly guy with a bad hair cut... so... Berkamp

21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.

/

22. Most annoying avatar.

Those Emma avatars

23. Most original avatar.

/

24. Most tacky member.

DJ

25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”

All the "player, not club, fans"

26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD

Fliakis. He tries too hard not to try and acts uncool to be cool. Really, the whole attitude, rudeness, etc... lose it...

27. Thread you avoid at all costs.

Nick against the world

28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.

Martin and Nina

29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.

Nick and Vilhelmas... kill two flies at once

30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.

Graham. Let's see if he could dig up some Bible quote while I'm whopping his ass :devil:

31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)

Fliakis... see 26

32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.

Erik

33. Male member who is most likely gay.

Srecka (or is he a she? :undecide: )

34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)

-0,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001%

35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)

69 (pun intended )

36. Most like a married couple?

Vicky and Gray

37. Most like a gay couple?

Martin and Erik

38. Most like a lesbian couple?

Anna and Lily (sorry lily )

39. Probably a lesbian?

Nina?

40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”

Torkel

41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com

DJ

42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?

DP Forever

43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.

Nina

44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.

With pic: Sergej (sorry mate, but you're not exactly Brad Pitt... no offence )

Without pic: DJ

45. Male member who is still a virgin.

Stuart (or is he :irritate: )

46. Female member who gives out the easiest.

Fabiana

47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.

Vinman

48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.

Anna

49. Member who needs to get laid.

/

50. Member who will never get laid.

/

51. Do think Martin looks like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?

None of the above

 

[Bjerknes]

Should I post my list eventhough I already sent it to Nick?

 

[Zlatan]

Yeah

 

[Hydde]

@zlatan: "Graham. Let's see if he could dig up some Bible quote while I'm whopping his ass "



the funniest thing i have seen in the thread!! . NO offense thou graham

 

[Layce Erayce]

haha. these votes are all rigged

too obvious

 

[Bjerknes]

Here it is:

1. Potential for becoming the next Fred:
NO ONE

2. Clueless:
Azzuri7 or Juve Kosova

3. Magnetic on-line personality:
Fabiana

4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture:
Who didn't?

5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:
SallyInzaghi

6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)
Nick

7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …

a) Turtle
Don Bes

b) Lizard
Nick

c) Chipmunk
Forza Juve

d) Blowfish
Azzuri7

e) Lion
IceBlu

f) Giraffe
/

g) Duck
/

h) Turd
Azzuri7

i) Metrosexual
Nick

j) Vomit
Juve Kosova

k) Odd
Len (sIAMO nOI jUVE)

l) Mental deficiency
Barkuss

m) psychopath
Josh (Duke Von guy)


8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:
?

9. Who do moderators fear the most?
Vil? fuck

10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)
?

11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?
Fabiana (of course) and Serge (Son of Samatar)

12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?
Azzuri7 and Vil

13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time.
Barkuss

14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.
Me?

15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)
Lacki

16. Most likely to be next moderator.
Gray

17. Most deserving of being next moderator.
Gray

18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.
John #10

19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
Totti

20. Who does Erik really look like?
Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?
3rd DE BOER BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.
Fabiana (of course)

22. Most annoying avatar.
Vicky.....

23. Most original avatar.
The guy who took a picture of one of his pimples.

24. Most tacky member
DJ Juve

25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”
Azzuri7

26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD
VIL

27. Thread you avoid at all costs.
"Arab Juve"

28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.
Nick and Ian

29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.
Fabiana and Emma

30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.
Anybody who wants it. Serge?

31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)
Vil

32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.
Gray

33. Male member who is most likely gay.
?

34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)
50%

35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)
20%

36. Most like a married couple?
Gray and Vicky

37. Most like a gay couple?
Padovano and Serge

38. Most like a lesbian couple?
Fabiana and Jess

39. Probably a lesbian?
?

40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”
Serge

41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com
Mac

42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?
Josh

43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.
Nina?

44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Nick

45. Male member who is still a virgin.
Stuart

46. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Vicky

47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
VINMAN

48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
(Nick knows this one) His name rhymes with hot currie and has George's favorite number from Seinfeld.

49. Member who needs to get laid.
Bah

50. Member who will never get laid.
Donnyboy Bes

51. Do think Martin looks like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?
Bill Gates

 

[Mac]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
And besides, my rants were before I left, I havent ranted once since. Altho I probably should have.

No need to lie. When you came back, all of your posts where ranting.
About double standards etc. Then you got over it thankfully.

 

[Zlatan]

Ah, yes, you're right, my bad. But IIRC, there was maybe just a post or two, not too much. I was right tho, I still stand by what I said


BTW, besides the fact that you're a complete bastard, you're an OK guy too

 

[Layce Erayce]

mac let it go. your making him get all defensive

 

[Zlatan]

No he's not


OK, maybe a little

 

[Layce Erayce]

well good to see u back zbalta. so why no avatar?

 

[Hydde]

hey Lac attack, ur avatar sucks

 

[Layce Erayce]

why? do u know who it is?

 

[Hydde]

Im not talking about the girl... the avatar itself.

 

[Vicky]

i wonder if my avatar has anything to do with me "being a ****" (or being the female member who gives out the easiest, if that's what you wanna call it ) ..... :undecide:

 

[Hydde]

are u talking with me vicky?

 

[Vicky]

i'm talking to anyone that voted me for " the most annoying avatar" AND for " female member that gives out easy " .......... if you voted me in both categories then yes, i'm talking to you too

 

[Hydde]

no, i have not even voted vicky

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by nina ] ++

4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma's picture:
Andy

b) Lizard: Andy

:frown: