Incubo's "No Holds Barred" Juventuz.com Poll (2 Viewers)

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Dj Juve

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Jul 12, 2002
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1. Potential for becoming the next Fred:

no one's really that sad..i hope

2. Clueless:

Me

3. Magnetic on-line personality:

Vitoria

4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture:

Martin

5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:

Liliana :star:

6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)

Fabiana

7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …

a) Turtle : Zlatan

b) Lizard : Zlatan

c) Chipmunk : Anders

d) Blowfish : wtf....serge ;)

e) Lion : Vinman :scared:

f) Giraffe : ian...tall

g) Duck : Anna Febrina

h) Turd : Incubo

i) Metrosexual : Zlatan

j) Vomit : Erik

k) Odd : Me

l) Mental deficiency : DJ Juve

m) psychopath : Dj Juve


8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:


Josh...erm who is emma?

9. Who do moderators fear the most?

Martin...what a dumbass q

10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)

2%...very low..

11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?

Ian & Paul...just to piss em off :D


12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?


Me, Fliakis...but i love you Fli :kiss:

13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time.

Me

14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.

Fred

15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)

Fahad, Stuart...del piero isnt thaaaat good :p

16. Most likely to be next moderator.

Dj Juve

17. Most deserving of being next moderator.

DJ Juve
18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.

DJ Juve....doh

19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?

no one...especially not Incubo :cheesy:

20. Who does Erik really look like?
Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?


cant choose..i'd go for that other option he gave...Dog Balls

21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.

Fabiana

22. Most annoying avatar.

Dj Juve

23. Most original avatar.

Josh

24. Most tacky member.

Me...:down:

25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”

Me

26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD

Gray

27. Thread you avoid at all costs.

Arabian....typical players threads like Zenoni Fan Club...most crappy transfer threads which are the same as others

28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.

Paul & Liliana...and liliana beating paul

29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.

Fabiana and Jessica

30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.

No one...i love all

31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)

Paul

32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.

DJ Juve :scared:

33. Male member who is most likely gay.

Erik

34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)

Same as Ian: How the hell should I know? and who is this Emma person?

35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)

20%...not likely, fli's mine :heart:

36. Most like a married couple?

Martin and Incubo

37. Most like a gay couple?

Erik & Tom

38. Most like a lesbian couple?

Erik & Tom

39. Probably a lesbian?

Erik

40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”

Da Juve :respect:

41. Poster who isnt like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com

Me

42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?

Ian

43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.

Fabiana

44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.

Me

45. Male member who is still a virgin.

Fliakis

46. Female member who gives out the easiest.

Fliakis

47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.

Liliana :scared:

48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.

Fliakis, Martin

49. Member who needs to get laid.

Me

50. Member who will never get laid.

Fred

51. Do think Martin looks like more like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?

Don Tommasini from Godfather III




:broken: no offence...yeah rite
 

gray

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Apr 22, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.
Graham. Let's see if he could dig up some Bible quote while I'm whopping his ass :devil: ;)
:rofl:

Matthew 5:39
"whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also." :D
 

gray

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Apr 22, 2003
30,260
++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Nick
Holy crap I just had a revelation :eek:

You're absolutely right. Can I change my vote? :D
 

Slagathor

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Jul 25, 2001
22,708
DJ - I'm gay, lesbian and vomit? What the hell did I ever do to you? :D

++ [ originally posted by gray ] ++
Matthew 5:39
"whoever slaps you on your right cheek, turn the other to him also." :D
Damn, you Christians are worse than lawyers. If I hit you on the left cheek, you get to kick my arse still?? Bastard!
 

Dragon

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Apr 24, 2003
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++ [ originally posted by Vicky ] ++
i wonder if my avatar has anything to do with me "being a ****" (or being the female member who gives out the easiest, if that's what you wanna call it ) ..... :undecide: :rolleyes:
I voted for yours for best avatar!!!!!
 

Dj Juve

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Jul 12, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
DJ - I'm gay, lesbian and vomit? What the hell did I ever do to you? :D

gay because i find you hot :howler: ;)


;) (gay wink)


lesbian...whats wrong with being lesbian..think about it :D


vomit...coz you look like bergkamp
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

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Nov 16, 2003
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  • Thread Starter
  • Thread Starter #153
    NOTE: I think a question is lost among many people..especially you DJ JUVE...

    Question 9. WHO DO MODERATORS FEAR THE MOST?

    Why would anyone put Martin?? I didn't ask WHICH MODERATOR do people fear the most...BUT WHICH POSTER DO MODERATORS FEAR THE MOST....

    DJ Juve I understand how it went over your head as your a "very special boy" but the others come on..What out of the 6 words did you NOT understand?
     
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    IncuboRossonero

    IncuboRossonero

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    Nov 16, 2003
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    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
    Kudos to Nina for doing this first...Here are my pics...(NOT THE FINAL RESULTS...Polls close in about 24 hours)

    Incubo's selections:

    14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone. Vilhelmas (excluding the Milanista's)
     

    Slagathor

    Bedpan racing champion
    Jul 25, 2001
    22,708
    ++ [ originally posted by Dj Juve ] ++
    gay because i find you hot :howler: ;)


    ;) (gay wink)
    :flirt::kiss:

    lesbian...whats wrong with being lesbian..think about it :D
    I have nothing against lesbians, au contraire, but I'm afraid I don't quite qualify ... physically :D

    vomit...coz you look like bergkamp
    :(

    ++ [ originally posted by Fliakis ] ++
    who cares nick, give the award to samatar.:D
    Who the hell is samatar? Why have I been hearing his name around so much of late??
     
    Jan 7, 2004
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    well there you have it. my votes. i would like to say that for a change i put some thought onto this one. i also would like to say that i changed some of the votes on the fact that in the first vote i was tired and i didnt really think about it

    1. Potential for becoming the next Fred: Don Bes

    2. Clueless: Amr

    3. Magnetic on-line personality: Graham

    4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture: Padovano

    5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture: Mac

    6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture) Either Incubo or Nina

    7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …

    a) Turtle

    b) Lizard

    c) Chipmunk

    d) Blowfish

    e) Lion

    f) Giraffe

    g) Duck

    h) Turd

    i) Metrosexual Fliakis

    j) Vomit fliakis

    k) Odd Fliakis

    l) Mental deficiency Fliakis

    m) psychopath Fliakis


    8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up: Graham

    9. Who do moderators fear the most? Incubo, dont take it as a compliment

    10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)

    anywhere from 60-75 %
    11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with? Incubo and Mac, just to see who would win the argument

    12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with? Fliakis and Fabi

    13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time. Don Bes, i can vote for myself right?

    14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone. Graham

    15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)
    on this one, everybody should vote for Incubo
    16. Most likely to be next moderator. Graham

    17. Most deserving of being next moderator. Graham

    18. LEAST likely to be next moderator. Liliana

    19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator? i'm gonna copy this one from somebody else, "Totti"

    20. Who does Erik really look like?
    Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?

    Bergamp's son with Mother de boer, who is also de boers' brother, that makes sense right, cmon u have see those old soap operas.

    21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents. seriosly, NONE

    22. Most annoying avatar. Fabi and Jess

    23. Most original avatar. Vicky, nice response to Emma's avatars

    24. Most tacky member.

    25. Member who just “doesn’t get it” Incubo

    26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD Incubo

    27. Thread you avoid at all costs. language related threads

    28. What two members you would like to see in an argument. Me and Incubo, to show him the light and the magic of JUVENTUS

    29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.
    sergio and incubo

    30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with. fliakis, nothing personal

    31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander) Incubo

    32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer. Fliakis

    33. Male member who is most likely gay. Graham

    34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise) 25 %

    35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)

    0% that crap happens only in movies grow up Nicko

    36. Most like a married couple? Fabi and Jess

    37. Most like a gay couple? Graham and Martin, intead of sweet talk they have geek talk :D

    38. Most like a lesbian couple? Fabi and Jess

    39. Probably a lesbian? Fabi

    40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly” Stuart

    41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com Fliakis, probably is a lonely alcoholic

    42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan? tough one, anyone fo the girls exept Liliana. but she would change her mind if buffon went there

    43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive. i dont know, i never thought about it.

    44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.

    Don Bes :D
    45. Male member who is still a virgin. no clue

    46. Female member who gives out the easiest. Fabi

    47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone. Liliana

    48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation. Azzurri7

    49. Member who needs to get laid. we all do but as Incubo said, some really need to, thats me, Don Bes

    50. Member who will never get laid. i dont wanna make anyone cry

    51. Do you think Martin looks like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates? Guily
     

    Dj Juve

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    Jul 12, 2002
    9,597
    ++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
    NOTE: I think a question is lost among many people..especially you DJ JUVE...

    Question 9. WHO DO MODERATORS FEAR THE MOST?

    Why would anyone put Martin?? I didn't ask WHICH MODERATOR do people fear the most...BUT WHICH POSTER DO MODERATORS FEAR THE MOST....

    DJ Juve I understand how it went over your head as your a "very special boy" but the others come on..What out of the 6 words did you NOT understand?

    OKAY..i edit it..Change mine to either Stuart, DPF, Mac, Torkel, Tom, Nina, or JULES
     
    Jan 7, 2004
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    ++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++



    Who the hell is samatar? Why have I been hearing his name around so much of late??
    alex_samatar is a guy with a difficulty of expressing his thoughts clearly in english and other memebers are havin a laugh behind his back.
     
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