Incubo's "No Holds Barred" Juventuz.com Poll (2 Viewers)

[IncuboRossonero]

Kudos to Nina for doing this first...Here are my pics...(NOT THE FINAL RESULTS...Polls close in about 24 hours)

Incubo's selections:


ENJOY ...


1. Potential for becoming the next Fred: Mac

2. Clueless: Sally_Inzaghi

3. Magnetic on-line personality: THREE WAY TIE: Fabiana-Padovano-Sergio

4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture: Every male member except the gay ones.

5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:Lilliana

6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture) Nina

7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …

a) Turtle Don Bes

b) Lizard Denco

c) Chipmunk Hydde (FEZ)

d) Blowfish Gandalf

e) Lion Shadowfax

f) Giraffe Anna

g) Duck Andy

h) Turd Iceblu

i) Metrosexual Gogeta

j) Vomit Anna

k) Odd LAC

l) Mental deficiency this dude: :cheesy:

m) psychopath Sutnop


8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up: Don Bes

9. Who do moderators fear the most? Shadowfax

10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise) 0%

11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with? TIE: Combinations: 1. Fabiana and Jessica 2. Padovano-Sergio-Vinman at the Olive Garden ( :cheesy: ) 3. Mac & Paul

12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with? Anna & Lilliana

13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time. Lilliana

14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone. Vilhelmas (excluding the Milanista's)

15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)
Majed

16. Most likely to be next moderator. NOT ME

17. Most deserving of being next moderator. NOT ME

18. LEAST likely to be next moderator. ME

19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator? Iceblu: no excuses

20. Who does Erik really look like?
Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?
The 3rd De Boer Brother living off his brothers fame

21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents. Emma only because my Father would dis-own me for bringing home a Juventina and she could care less about Juve.

22. Most annoying avatar. Anything by LAC

23. Most original avatar. Incuborossonero's

24. Most tacky member. NOT MAC but rather Iceblu

25. Member who just “doesn’t get it” Egypthian_Juventino

26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD Zlatan

27. Thread you avoid at all costs. Anything in the player sections: DP, Nedved, etc.

28. What two members you would like to see in an argument. Nina and Mac

29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight. Vinman and Iceblu (to enjoy the ass whippin)

30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with. Paul would probably be the only suitable competition...apart from Vinman who would kick my sunglass wearing arse

31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander) Mac

32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer. Martin It's always the ones the neighbors say "he was such a nice guy..yada..yada..yada.

33. Male member who is most likely gay. Hydde in high school the guys who hung around chicks 24/7 were usually Gay as Liberace.

34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise) 15%

35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise) 0% That boy is evil.

36. Most like a married couple? Fabiana and Jessica

37. Most like a gay couple? TIE: Sergio and Padovano + Graham and Martin: that wink wink smile and thank you is borderline GAY

38. Most like a lesbian couple? Lilliana and Anna

39. Probably a lesbian? Vicky but she would be a kick-ass lesbian

40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly” Graham-Sergio

41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com Martin

42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan? Jessica

43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive. Incuborossonero

44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down. Everyone with no pic

45. Male member who is still a virgin. Graham the religious usually are

46. Female member who gives out the easiest. Nina

47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone. Vinman

48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation. Azzuri7

49. Member who needs to get laid. I always need to get laid but Don Bes REALLY needs to get laid

50. Member who will never get laid. Anna

51. Do you think Martin looks like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates? Jon Dahl meets Bill Gates and a wanna be Guily

 

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[Hydde]

The Dwarf in sunglasses talking about gays!

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Vicky ] ++
i'm talking to anyone that voted me for " the most annoying avatar" AND for " female member that gives out easy " .......... if you voted me in both categories then yes, i'm talking to you too

Sorry if I offended you Vicky :down:

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Here it is:

1. Potential for becoming the next Fred:
NO ONE

2. Clueless:
Azzuri7 or Juve Kosova

3. Magnetic on-line personality:
Fabiana

4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture:
Who didn't?

5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:
SallyInzaghi

6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)
Nick

7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …

a) Turtle
Don Bes

b) Lizard
Nick

c) Chipmunk
Forza Juve

d) Blowfish
Azzuri7

e) Lion
IceBlu

f) Giraffe
/

g) Duck
/

h) Turd
Azzuri7

i) Metrosexual
Nick

j) Vomit
Juve Kosova

k) Odd
Len (sIAMO nOI jUVE)

l) Mental deficiency
Barkuss

m) psychopath
Josh (Duke Von guy)


8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:
?

9. Who do moderators fear the most?
Vil?

10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)
?

11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?
Fabiana (of course) and Serge (Son of Samatar)

12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?
Azzuri7 and Vil

13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time.
Barkuss

14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.
Me?

15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)
Lacki

16. Most likely to be next moderator.
Gray

17. Most deserving of being next moderator.
Gray

18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.
John #10

19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
Totti

20. Who does Erik really look like?
Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?
3rd DE BOER BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.
Fabiana

22. Most annoying avatar.
Vicky.....

23. Most original avatar.
The guy who took a picture of one of his pimples.

24. Most tacky member
DJ Juve

25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”
Azzuri7

26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD
VIL

27. Thread you avoid at all costs.
"Arab Juve"

28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.
Nick and Ian

29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.
Fabiana and Emma

30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.
Anybody who wants it. Serge?

31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)
Vil

32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.
Gray

33. Male member who is most likely gay.
?

34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)
50%

35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)
20%

36. Most like a married couple?
?

37. Most like a gay couple?
Padovano and Serge

38. Most like a lesbian couple?
Fabiana and Jess

39. Probably a lesbian?
?

40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”
Serge

41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com
Mac

42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?
Josh

43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.
Nina

44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Nick

45. Male member who is still a virgin.
Stuart

46. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Vicky

47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
VINMAN

48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
(Nick knows this one) His name rhymes with hot currie and has George's favorite number from Seinfeld.

49. Member who needs to get laid.
Bah

50. Member who will never get laid.
Donnyboy Bes

51. Do think Martin looks like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?
Bill Gates

 

[IncuboRossonero]

NOTE: If you posted it on this thread please make sure you also sent it to me so I am sure to have them ALL when I tally up the votes...

(Nina: Please send me your copy..thanks...same for anyone else)

 

[IncuboRossonero]

I would like to see the following people VOTE:

Lilliana, Martin, Sergio, Vinman, Ian, Iceblu, LAC...ROCK THE VOTE

 

[Dj Juve]

ey nick, i pmed you my choices..can you post it here or better still pm it back to be?

 

[gray]

Deej you dumbass, you can view your sent messages

 

[Majed]

he can't focus if he isn't high

 

[Dj Juve]

not high ENOUGH..yet



:dazed:

i need more preservatives

 

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Dj Juve ] ++
i need more preservatives

make sure those preservative aren't expired. better yet, get the naturally preserved preservatives.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Mac ] ++
14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.
Don Bes - because forums shouldnt be taken seriously

mac, thanks for being the first one to see it my way.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Zlatan ] ++
Isnt that a cameleon dumbass?

Oh, right. Well, its the same word in Dutch. Hence the mistake.

 

[Gandalf]

hey, what does a blowfish look like..? never seen one..


Nick, you better say your prayers if it's not a good thing.. :boxing:


hey, when are the results announced..?

 

[Ian]

++ [ originally posted by nina ] ++
12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?
Ian and Anna

k) Odd: Ian

I'd be hurt, if I didn't see it coming....:groan:

 

[Ian]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
I would like to see the following people VOTE:

Lilliana, Martin, Sergio, Vinman, Ian, Iceblu, LAC...ROCK THE VOTE

Nice to see someone remembered me while I was away....

 

[flieeeekke]

...so post your nominees

 

[Ian]

1. Potential for becoming the next Fred:

There can only be one Fred.

2. Clueless:

Martin...how can you have a clue and still follow Real Madrid?

3. Magnetic on-line personality:

Apparently I'm not going to win this one, so I'll vote for Erik...

4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture:

No vote.

5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:

All the ladies, and some of the guys...'cause he's a P-I-M-P mother****ers!

6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)

Paul

7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …

a) Turtle : Zlatan

b) Lizard : Anders

c) Chipmunk : dpf

d) Blowfish : Incubo

e) Lion : Vinny

f) Giraffe : Paul

g) Duck : Erik

h) Turd : Come on...

i) Metrosexual : Forza AC Milan, but I can only judge from one picture

j) Vomit : ...

k) Odd : What's odd?

l) Mental deficiency : DJ, but in a fun way

m) psychopath : Who isn't a psychopath?


8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:

Who is Emma?

9. Who do moderators fear the most?

Probably won't win, but should: Erik

10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)

0%

11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?

Josh and Erik


12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?

Nina because my table manners are apparently below her standards, and Paul because I really enjoy keeping my food down.

13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time.

Incubo

14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.

Incubo

15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)

Ian (yeah, that's right, I'm votng for myself, deal with it)

16. Most likely to be next moderator.

Hydde?

17. Most deserving of being next moderator.

Do we really need more moderators? (I'll vote for Josh just because)

18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.

Me

19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?

No one.

20. Who does Erik really look like?
Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?

I don't think that he looks particularly like any of them, but if I ad to chose, I'd say Bergkamp.

21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.

Josh

22. Most annoying avatar.

Hydde

23. Most original avatar.

Erik

24. Most tacky member.

Tacky?

25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”

Incubo

26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD

Gray

27. Thread you avoid at all costs.

Nick Against the World

28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.

Me and Erik (just because I can't remember the last time we didn't agree)

29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.

No one.

30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.

I don't fist fight, but I'd duel Paul.

31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)

Paul

32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.

Mac

33. Male member who is most likely gay.

Don't know, don't care.

34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)

How the hell should I know? and who is this Emma person?

35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)

0%

36. Most like a married couple?

No one.

37. Most like a gay couple?

No one.

38. Most like a lesbian couple?

No one.

39. Probably a lesbian?

Again, how the hell should I know?

40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”

DPF

41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com

:LOL:, I should hope that no one here speaks in text and can only say one thing per minute...

42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?

Hopefully no one.

43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.

Fabiana, and I['m basing this on her name alone....

44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.

Ugly is so subjective....

45. Male member who is still a virgin.

No one.

46. Female member who gives out the easiest.

What a terrible question...

47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.

Sutnop...or at least I hope so for his sake.

48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.

No one.

49. Member who needs to get laid.

Incubo

50. Member who will never get laid.

JKane

51. Do think Martin looks like more like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?

Giuly, but none of them are close...

 

[Respaul]

Giraffe.... i'll give you fvcking giraffe

Duel... hmmm pistols at dawn my friend.... sounds interesting


Look on the right website and a picture you may see

 

[Layce Erayce]

ianinho, are you on aim?