Incubo's "No Holds Barred" Juventuz.com Poll (12 Viewers)

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nina

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Feb 18, 2001
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++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with? Nina & Martin
Honey, more like 'with whom you would like to have dinner but probably won't' ;)
 

Respaul

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Jul 14, 2002
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++ [ originally posted by Erik ] ++
What's a metrosexual??
metrosexual (met.roh.SEK.shoo.ul) n. An urban male with a strong aesthetic sense who spends a great deal of time and money on his appearance and lifestyle.
—metrosexuality n.
 
Dec 27, 2003
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1. Potential for becoming the next Fred:

Who's Fred?

2. Clueless:

No clue.

3. Magnetic on-line personality:

Aye, Incubo

4. Poster who probably fantasized over Emma’s picture:

Kaiser Franco

5. Poster who probably fantasizes over Vilhelmas’s picture:

Himself

6. Poster whose picture you are most curious to see? (Person with the most votes must post their picture)

Alex_samatar

7. What poster comes to mind when thinking of a (or of) …

a) Turtle : Gray

b) Lizard : Shadowfax

c) Chipmunk : I've never seen one, but I think Fliakis.

d) Blowfish : Sallyinzaghi

e) Lion : Sergio

f) Giraffe : this is getting difficult.

g) Duck : azzurri7

h) Turd : no one fits into this category

i) Metrosexual : someone who has sex in a metro station? Fliakis

j) Vomit : Fliakis in the morning

k) Odd : don_bes

l) Mental deficiency : no one.

m) psychopath : me. I am Patrick Bateman


8. Biggest Miss/Emma Mac ass kisser/suck up:


no comment

9. Who do moderators fear the most?

Alex_samatar

10. Chances Fabiana and Jessica are actually lovers? (percentage wise)

58%

11. Two members you would most like to have dinner with?

Nina for the company, Erik to practice my Dutch. And any member, past and present, of the W.B.T.Y.A.

12. Two members you would LEAST like to have dinner with?


The "Juve rulz, Del Piero is God" crew. Azzurri7 and ModoBianconero if I must make two names

13. Member you just “don’t get” half the time.

Alex_samatar, but Im only a layman.

14. Member who usually ‘speaks’ for everyone.

No one, not even Samatar.

15. Member who usually has it all wrong but thinks they have it right. (whatever that means)

Liliana

16. Most likely to be next moderator.

Maybe me

17. Most deserving of being next moderator.

Not me. Maybe Gray, but his affair wih Martin would arise bitterness.

18. LEAST likely to be next moderator.

Gray. See above.

19. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?

Milan fans

20. Who does Erik really look like?
Dennis Berkamp or the 3rd De Boer Brother?


The long lost De Boer sister. Or Jaap Stam wearing a toupet.

21. Member you would ‘bring’ home to your parents.

Any fit female member

22. Most annoying avatar.

Mine. I need to change it.

23. Most original avatar.

Usually Duke I guess.

24. Most tacky member.

In a negative way, azzurri7.

25. Member who just “doesn’t get it”

Liliana

26. Member who TRIES TOO HARD

Me. I need a life.

27. Thread you avoid at all costs.

Chinese Juve. They talk weird.

28. What two members you would like to see in an argument.

Me and Denco

29. What two members would you like to see in a real fist fight.

I prefer *****slaps. Emma vs Fabiana.

30. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with.

No one, not even azzurri7.

31. The poster who thinks their "too cool for school" (see Zoolander)

Me

32. Poster most likely to be a serial killer.

Padovano

33. Male member who is most likely gay.

No idea, but it's OKAY to be GAY.

34. Odds that Mac nailed Emma Mac? (percentage wise)

Realistic. Lucky him. 40%

35. Odds that Vilhelmas and Lilianna would hit it off in person? (percentage wise)

Fairly high. 60%

36. Most like a married couple?

Incubo and Padovano

37. Most like a gay couple?

Martin and Gray, definitely.

38. Most like a lesbian couple?

The same.

39. Probably a lesbian?

Boh..

40. Member who probably wouldn’t “hurt a fly”

Gray, unless he does tae kwon do.

41. Poster who is probably not like anything he/she is on Juventuz.com

Don-bes. He must be much lamer in reality.

42. Poster who is probably secretly a Milan fan?

Stuart. He told me so

43. Member with NO PIC who you suspect is the most attractive.

I'll be honest for once : Nina

44. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell of the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.

No idea

45. Male member who is still a virgin.

Stuart. He told me so

46. Female member who gives out the easiest.


Liliana

47. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.

Alex_Samatar.

48. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.

Azzurri7

49. Member who needs to get laid.

Most of us, probably.

50. Member who will never get laid.

None of us, hopefully.

51. Do think Martin looks like more like....Guily, Jon Dahl Tomasson or Bill Gates?

JDT.
 

Mac

Senior Member
Jul 11, 2002
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#77
Nick are you gonna do like Erik did and post a final 3 kinda thing? I want my votes to count :D

Oh and if i dont win the tacky title, you cant call me it anymore :cheesy:

Oh and great thread. Finally you do something worthwhile on jvuentuz :D
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
#79
++ [ originally posted by Dj Juve ] ++
erik, i dont get it? :broken:
Turtle: Cause you're a lazy bastard and turtles are slow.

Doesn't get it: Never caught you posting something about Juve :undecide:

++ [ originally posted by MISS DUBAI ] ++
really?? :confused: am i that bad,Erik?!
No, but I can just imagine you two being the blabby type of women. Blablabla all evening long. Wouldn't want to be stuck in between :D
 
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