If you jump, Balotelli dies(Se Saltelli Muore Balotelli) (11 Viewers)

[Martin]

I resent such remarks, honestly.



One more of those, and I'll see to it that the entire Belgian army comes after you.

Yes, you read it right, I'll send both guys.

Royal palaces always have those clowns standing guard outside in the silly uniforms holding spears or something.

You could send those.

 

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[Bjerknes]

I resent such remarks, honestly.



One more of those, and I'll see to it that the entire Belgian army comes after you.

Yes, you read it right, I'll send both guys.

Send the Belgian-style barbeque-d African children marinade recipes as well.

:hellyes:

 

[Lion]

I resent such remarks, honestly.



One more of those, and I'll see to it that the entire Belgian army comes after you.

Yes, you read it right, I'll send both guys.

fuck off with that crap.

you think us canadians would sit by and watch you just invade our neybors?


our military will beat the crap out of belgium military

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Does Belgium even have an Army? I thought such things would not exist in Belgium being the peachful country it is.

I don't know who told you such a thing, but we do not have an usual amount of peaches. Let alone being full of them

Royal palaces always have those clowns standing guard outside in the silly uniforms holding spears or something.

You could send those.

And who is supposed to protect the royal family during their absence?

Send the Belgian-style barbeque-d African children marinade recipes as well.

:hellyes:

No way. I'm keeping that recipe for myself. Summer is about to start, so I need all the delicious bbq recipes I can get.



@ Lion: you guys have a boat?

We surrender.

 

[Lion]

we even have 2 submarines! except we can't use them because they have holes in them (serious)





lol canada. one of the best military training in the world, but poor equipment

 

[Martin]

And who is supposed to protect the royal family during their absence?

Two options. Either: you hire new people to do that (socialist employment program = lower unemployment = win). Or just you just tell the king to install an alarm system like everyone else.

 

[Lion]

Two options. Either: you hire new people to do that (socialist employment program = lower unemployment = win). Or just you just tell the king to install an alarm system like everyone else.

but an alarm system costs money. money that will come out of the peasants pocket because of increased taxes.

 

[Martin]

but an alarm system costs money. money that will come out of the peasants pocket because of increased taxes.

what do you think peasants are for?

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Two options. Either: you hire new people to do that (socialist employment program = lower unemployment = win). Or just you just tell the king to install an alarm system like everyone else.

Smart thinking. Safe bet would be to go for the alarm I guess, since you can never trust someone else to do a good job.

 

[Martin]

Smart thinking. Safe bet would be to go for the alarm I guess, since you can never trust someone else to do a good job.

Have you ever been to the palace? Do they open it up for tours and stuff?

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Never visited it, but I used to work in the vicinity for a while so I have visited the neighboorhoud

I think they do have tours on specific dates, a couple of times a year. It's not really my cup of tea though, so I'll probably never bother visiting it.

 

[Martin]

Never visited it, but I used to work in the vicinity for a while so I have visited the neighboorhoud

I think they do have tours on specific dates, a couple of times a year. It's not really my cup of tea though, so I'll probably never bother visiting it.

Yeah it's boring. Every palace is more or less the same. Ancient, uncomfortable, unergonomic furniture, ugly paintings with garish golden frames and interior design that makes you cry. Despite how nice the building itself looks.

 

[Osman]

Wait Belgium has a royal house? Lol must be the most unknown royal family in Europe or something.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Wait Belgium has a royal house? Lol must be the most unknown royal family in Europe or something.

tsk tsk never heard of baudouin??

 

[Osman]

tsk tsk never heard of baudouin??

Have only fleetingly because of Lumumba.

The notable Belgian monarch I know too well is this dudes grandfather, the fucking evil bastard that is Leopold II.

 

[JuveJay]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0htireLho6w#t=1m59s

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

It just won't be the same.

 

[Bianconero81]

Racist pic. Why is the White guy jumping the highest, and why are there no Arabs or Africans?

 

[Martin]

Racist pic. Why is the White guy jumping the highest, and why are there no Arabs or Africans?

Even more racist comment. What about Eskimos?

 

[Bianconero81]

Be quiet you

Oh, and Eskimos don't jump (lest they freeze), they fish