I am a terrible person because.... (11 Viewers)
- Thread starter Bozi
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Are you sure he got the point if you're in doubt as to whether you broke up or not yourself? I know those things, I go through that with every girl entering my life 
. Should seriously see a shrink soon, broke up with my last girlfriend because we disagreed on whether or not it was alright that the Danish police stormed a church and handcuffed Iraqi refuges who were in there. She thought it was alright that they were going to be thrown back to their country, even though they had spent 10 years in Denmark waiting for their papers - I disagreed and we broke up xD.
. Should seriously see a shrink soon, broke up with my last girlfriend because we disagreed on whether or not it was alright that the Danish police stormed a church and handcuffed Iraqi refuges who were in there. She thought it was alright that they were going to be thrown back to their country, even though they had spent 10 years in Denmark waiting for their papers - I disagreed and we broke up xD.
I don't think I could get more clear than we should be friends. He just started acting all strange and saying he wished he could have a camera on him 24/7 never mind I never, ever made a fuss out about him going out. In fact we both had our own lives and I liked it that way. Then he started carrying on about about other stuff.
I don't think she got that there was a grammatical error and thought Klin was just telling her she's the slut instead of him and thus he's the whore since there can only be one slut. Funny shit.
Because:
- I once picked my own cat off the bonnet of my car (used to always chill there digging its claws and scratching the shit out of it) and literally drop-kicked it ala Jonny Wilkinson down my driveway. Never saw it again.
- I was driving and smoking. Flicked the rest out the window like a rebel (even though I usually check where it's going) and it went through the passenger window of the car driving next to me, and landed on the driver's lap. He freaked out and started swerving, and I did a Schumacher and raced off laughing but feeling bad. Didn't know there was a car next to me.
- I teabagged a mate of mine while spotting him doing benchpress. Chased me through the gym like 10yr olds. I did it again when we went back.
- Sometimes when I sprinkle a few drops on a public toilet seat, I just lift it back. No one will ever know.
Plenty more, but I'm hungry.
- I once picked my own cat off the bonnet of my car (used to always chill there digging its claws and scratching the shit out of it) and literally drop-kicked it ala Jonny Wilkinson down my driveway. Never saw it again.
- I was driving and smoking. Flicked the rest out the window like a rebel (even though I usually check where it's going) and it went through the passenger window of the car driving next to me, and landed on the driver's lap. He freaked out and started swerving, and I did a Schumacher and raced off laughing but feeling bad. Didn't know there was a car next to me.
- I teabagged a mate of mine while spotting him doing benchpress. Chased me through the gym like 10yr olds. I did it again when we went back.
- Sometimes when I sprinkle a few drops on a public toilet seat, I just lift it back. No one will ever know.
Plenty more, but I'm hungry.
