I am a terrible person because.... (16 Viewers)

[Christina]

Oh and I am a terrible person because I brought all this off-topic discussion.

 

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[X Æ A-12]

Plastic.

Yea. It's either that or cartons here.

It tastes better out of a carton.

 

[ALC]

Orange juice comes in those.

That's funny because I get OJ in cartons

Here in Australia, we suck it straight off the teat.

1. Spoon full of cereal
2. Squirt a little in
3. Repeat

That's the man way to do it, it's a little inconvenient though.

 

[ALC]

Oh and I am a terrible person because I brought all this off-topic discussion.

die.

Yea. It's either that or cartons here.

It tastes better out of a carton.

True, but I only use it for cereal so it doesn't matter that much.

 

[Golazo]

That's the man way to do it, it's a little inconvenient though.

It is, but not many blokes can say they shove their faces in 2 pairs of tits every morning.

 

[Christina]

die.



True, but I only use it for cereal so it doesn't matter that much.

1000 ways to die

 

[ALC]

It is, but not many blokes can say they shove their faces in 2 pairs of tits every morning.

I'd motorboat that shit. Titties are titties.

1000 ways to die

Luv dat. I'm trying to think of my fave. Probably the one where the guy was training for farting and his trainer was holding a lighter behind his heiny and went up in flames.

 

[Golazo]

Just for you, ALC.

http://static.igossip.com/photos/Yeeeah_Gossip_96277_josie_maran_05310603.jpg

http://josiemaran-world.com/high-res/shoots/Sisley%20Jan%202001/bsfa0189-josie_maran-sisleyW2k1-terry_richardson.jpg

 

[Christina]

I'd motorboat that shit. Titties are titties.



Luv dat. I'm trying to think of my fave. Probably the one where the guy was training for farting and his trainer was holding a lighter behind his heiny and went up in flames.

that show is whack

 

[ALC]

@ Golazo: That is soooooo sexy.

@ Tina: True

 

[ZoSo]

Because:

- I once picked my own cat off the bonnet of my car (used to always chill there digging its claws and scratching the shit out of it) and literally drop-kicked it ala Jonny Wilkinson down my driveway. Never saw it again.

- I was driving and smoking. Flicked the rest out the window like a rebel (even though I usually check where it's going) and it went through the passenger window of the car driving next to me, and landed on the driver's lap. He freaked out and started swerving, and I did a Schumacher and raced off laughing but feeling bad. Didn't know there was a car next to me.

- I teabagged a mate of mine while spotting him doing benchpress. Chased me through the gym like 10yr olds. I did it again when we went back.

- Sometimes when I sprinkle a few drops on a public toilet seat, I just lift it back. No one will ever know.


Plenty more, but I'm hungry.

That's bad man.

Here in Australia, we suck it straight off the teat.

1. Spoon full of cereal
2. Squirt a little in
3. Repeat

I think you mean a Kangaroo's teat while we're riding to where we need to go

 

[Fred]

That's bad man.




I think you mean a Kangaroo's teat while we're riding to where we need to go

Well thats the whole point isn't it?

 

[ZoSo]

Well thats the whole point isn't it?

Yeah but animal cruelty is for pussies.

 

[Fred]

We're not here to judge. Thats the point of this thread, for people to come out and admit the terrible things they've done without getting judged.

For what its worth i completely agree with you, but this thread isn't its place. Stop discouraging people from admitting their dirty acts

 

[Golazo]

Yeah but animal cruelty is for pussies.

If it's not smart enough to learn after the 50+ times I pulled it off my car and berated it, then it deserves to get drop-kicked.

I fed it and gave it a home for 3 years (it was stray and starving). Couldn't do that one thing for me.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Here in Australia, we suck it straight off the teat.

1. Spoon full of cereal
2. Squirt a little in
3. Repeat

Cow tipping is also a great past-time.

 

[Golazo]

Cow tipping is also a great past-time.

We prefer cow tapping in our family, but each to their own.

 

[Klin]

Golazo, get your head straight man.

 

[Golazo]

Golazo, get your head straight man.

Klin, get your sexuality straight man.

 

[Klin]

Klin, get your sexuality straight man.

Touché.