Some people have life, you know
...and we're making him the most expensive footballer ever at this age.
That's quite poor math from you. He's about to sign a 4-year contract, it's ~29 goals per season
in all competitions, what he's doing for some time anyway. And we're not buying him because he is known to make his teams better, but because he's a goal-scoring machine.
Then I don't know what makes you one

And we know how to lose a final even without such an expense anyway.