[FML] Serie A 2009/2010 (37 Viewers)

Alen

Alen

Ѕenior Аdmin
#983
Apr 2, 2007
54,134
#983
Oh my GOD, FUCK SUCKO, FUCK GIGGLE, FUCK BLANK
Milan signed the great Cissokho who was great on that single match i watched him play while we sold De Ceglie and we'll by the old Grosso!!
 
Martin

Martin

Senior Member
#995
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
#995
Guys, Milan has a history of teeth issues :D

An old article from a sports newspaper titled " Tooth and Football" in 2003 reported that tooth problem can affect the players' performance on field. The adjustment & treatment of masticatory muscles can be beneficial to the whole body balance, even resolve the muscle problems of the other part of the body.

If the mandibular cant close perfectly due to problem teeth, it would stress the masticatory muscles out, which in turn decreases/redcues the tension and strength of the othere related muscles in the body.

- Milan sent Rivaldo to see dentist to use "bite" method to correct his teeth because they caused his muscle problem.

- Ronaldo also underwent a series tooth treatment when he was in Milan; Many of his injuries can be traced back to his buck-tooth, for he has very weak masticatory muscles .

- Vieri was out of form in 2001 due to muscle problems, and had to get one tooth pulled out.

- Ronaldihno had tooth operation in 2003 in Brazil.

- Lukovic (spell?) had severe back injury in 1999, and had 3 teeth pulled out, after which his back pain disappeared.
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http://www.xtratime.org/forum/showpost.php?p=7137723&postcount=385
 
CalcioJuventus

CalcioJuventus

Mahatma
#996
Mar 30, 2006
3,747
#996
xXx said:
Not surprising actually, what more did you expect from Berlusconi after applauding himself lol. Cissokho is now available right? :D
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Milan were just confused by the fact he had real teeth.. cuz when they asked him to remove his dentures during the medical and he could not they we shocked by the medical mystery so they cancelled the deal.

So YES we should sign him ASAP! That would be an amazing transfer imo.
 
Bozi

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
#997
Oct 18, 2005
22,748
#997
Alen said:
http://www.gazzetta.it/Calcio/SerieA/Milan/17-06-2009/nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn-50543399832.shtml

Cissokho's transfer to Milan might fall because he didn't pass the medical.
I didn't understand what exactly is the problem but it's something about his teeth :shocked:

God please make this happen. Please let him fail the medical due to his teeth. It will be the most hillarious thing that happened to this joke of a club called Meeeelan.

Teeth :lol: :lol: :lol:
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maybe now andy can change his username to Cissokho please brush my teeth

Alen said:
Even Ronaldinho passed the teeth test. What kind of teeth problem could make you fall the medical test? :lol:
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god knows but he will have an altogether different problem once Gallianis tongue is up his ass

Vini.Alarm said:
Teethproblems often cause problems with the back. At least thats what I read somewhere else ;)
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there was a case here in scotland with Colin cameron when he played with Hearts and he had a persistent pain in his lower stomach that took over a year of specialists scratching their heads before some guy came and built him a gumshield as it was his bite that was causing the problem
 
Firestarter

Firestarter

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#998
Jul 15, 2006
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CalcioJuventus said:
Milan were just confused by the fact he had real teeth.. cuz when they asked him to remove his dentures during the medical and he could not they we shocked by the medical mystery so they cancelled the deal.

So YES we should sign him ASAP! That would be an amazing transfer imo.
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Indeed, no doubt. But I hear he's loaned to Porto next season and he'll join the season after or something his agent was on about.
 
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