The fact that you even think he's decent at many things is probably enough for him to be handy in a season when we are competing on three fronts. And besides, Is it too much to ask of all the naysayers to judge him after this season?
No, you don't sound like an asshole at all. Its your opinion. Fair enough. What's unfair is, people calling him a 4 goal a season striker, who should be used in the first possible deal we get. By all means, get rid of him if he doesn't serve a purpose, but at least give him a fair chance first. His first season, he was going to have a break through season before the injury, and the same injury held him back last season when Conte drafted him into the team much later and even then he hardly got any continuity. Even a better striker than him would've struggled in those circumstances.
All I ask is, this season he starts fit. Give him this season, and if he doesn't perform, by all means find an improvement and let him go. But until then, don't tell me he's useless and will not help us. Is it too much to ask? I don't think so.
Ps: Anyway, I'm on a flight to North India now, so I'll catch you lads next week. Ciao.