I'm going to go ebonics:
Maher is straight up jack talkin wannabe killin knocked squeeler up in here. In here reppin' some punk ass dragon having nug the past shit, maher need a be stop rippin the lie and sniffin pies and take an ox to his neck. He got okie-doked with a problem of being left, you shook, i mean dont get heated or you will get the heat brought. His bet no face cards on this, i nutted on his food box and stole his onion and he's just mad. So Maher, go hit the jakes on a jack, because you got ill ripped and stripped. Fake as shit, bitch.