[ENG] Premier League 2014/2015 (11 Viewers)

[Maddy]

Go on The Potters!

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[GordoDeCentral]

britannia is the mordor of stadia

 

[Fred]

Such a tough place to play in.

 

[Ocelot]

They play on new years too?




Brits be crazy

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Such a tough place to play in.

what do you think of shaw?

 

[Maddy]

Such a tough place to play in.

Try living there ie. Stoke

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They play on new years too?




Brits be crazy

Dafuq? That's the way to do it. Aren't you the crazy guys jumping around on skies today?

 

[Fred]

what do you think of shaw?

I rate him, i think he's a real talent, playing as a wingback suits him more obviously too, but i think its a little too early for him to be starting week in week out for united, ideally he would have stayed at s'hampton for a couple more seasons.

What are your thoughts on him??

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Try living there ie. Stoke

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Dafuq? That's the way to do it. Aren't you the crazy guys jumping around on skies today?

Nay I'm brown, me and cold weather are not a very good match.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I rate him, i think he's a real talent, playing as a wingback suits him more obviously too, but i think its a little too early for him to be starting week in week out for united, ideally he would have stayed at s'hampton for a couple more seasons.

What are your thoughts on him??

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Nay I'm brown, me and cold weather are not a very good match.

im with you, hes a real talent and van gaal agrees with you about his play time

 

[Badass J Elkann]

britannia is the mordor of stadia

very few are able to do it on a cold wet night in stoke

 

[Ocelot]

Dafuq? That's the way to do it. Aren't you the crazy guys jumping around on skies today?

Touché

You gotta understand that though, skijumping is the only sport we're actually good at, so we need to fit in as many competitions inside the 3 months of winter as possible, to build enough national self-esteem to last through the remainder of the year.

 

[Maddy]

Touché

You gotta understand that though, skijumping is the only sport we're actually good at, so we need to fit in as many competitions inside the 3 months of winter as possible, to build enough national self-esteem to last through the remainder of the year.

Yeah and even you national hero Haider is dead. Tuff tiems!

Alexis So envious of dat PL-moneys

 

[Osman]

@Fred, you read Arseblog? If you dont, you have to lol

http://arseblog.com/2015/01/southampton-preview-may-contain-impending-boilk/

Good morning and welcome to a brand new year.

Can you believe it’s 2053 already? It seems like it was just 2014 yesterday. Time flies, eh? Anyway, here we are well into the future and we’ve got a game today and the manager, Artificially Kept Alive Head of Arsene Wenger, has got to get his team together for a tricky trip to Southampton Cavaliers.

Obviously the journey is made difficult since the Battle of Winchester in 2019 when humans battled robots and the bloke who does the voice-overs for Sky Sports for supremacy over those lands and, sadly, the outcome for mankind was not good.

Now, when you venture anywhere near that area there’s a loud, overly earnest voice telling you what you can and can’t do:

THIS WEEKEND IS MATING WITH YOUR PARTNER WEEKEND

or

REMEMBER: FIRE YOUR ROCKETS ACROSS THE CHANNEL AT THE MEGAFROGS

or

THIS SUPER SUNDAY EACH FAMILY MUST BRING ONE INFANT TO BE SACRIFICED FOR THE CAUSE OF MARTUNTYLUR

It’s basically a no-go area but with what happened to the motorways and the skies full of Robbie Savage’s analprobe-drones, we have no choice but to brave the through road that brings us to the south coast. Remember when Prime Minister Walcott tried to broker that peace deal and people thought he was mad but actually sitting down with them brought us closer together until that lone wolf Charlie Adam strangled him to death? That’s what we’ve got to remember today.

The important thing is that we all think of ways in which Charlie Adams gang, his so-called family, can be rid from the world. Yes, I know I’m taking a huge risk even saying it out loud, let alone putting into print on a blog (which were outlawed in 2029 by the Murdoch Edict), but sometimes you have to rise above and put the greater good to the forefront.

But look, somebody has to stand up to their ways. A poor old lady just last week was going to the shops with her old lady trolley, ready to pick up her weekly allowance of potatoes, turnips, carbolic soap and Curly-Wurlies, when out of the blue some of Adams gang just two-footed tackled her to the ground and, after distracting the nearby Blonde-Mane Apparatchik, gave her Chinese Burns which saw her hospitalised and the doctors just don’t think she’s going to survive.

It’s a lawless wilderness out there so hopefully we can get through the blockades without incident. We all remember the tragic scenes a few years back when ram-raiders and desert folk intercepted the Arsenal bus on their way to the game against the Guernsey Warriors and nobody needs a repeat of that mayhem. Nobody.

The pictures of the destruction broadcast live on Sky War News were a shocking indictment on the human race. Have we gone too far? Yes, yes we have and if there was a way to stop Grandma Burley and her evil ways I would do it but she seems cockroachian indestructible right now.

As for the team we’re visiting, it’s safe to say there’s no love lost between the two managers. Robo-Mourinho somehow survived the nuclear destruction of West London when those bombs were designed to take him out once and for all. I know he’s been painted in history as something of a monster, but when President Zelalem launched the full fury of the United States of America and Cuba on him I, for one, cheered.

For too long his reign of terror had subjugated the people in that region. Irish comedians were forced to re-locate as far north as Camden Town in the great exodus, and his squaddies patrolled the region with total menace, punishing those who refused to dive at every opportunity. I lost too many friends, good men who simply would not throw themselves to the ground for no reason at all, for this game today to be anything less than personal.

In terms of our team, even with the medical advances we’re used to today, we’re without so many players it’s going to be tough. Thankfully Mathieu Flamini has passed a fitness test and can take his place in the centre of midfield but aside from that it’s going to be a real challenge (especially as we had been assured Mikel Arteta would be back in time for this one).

Let’s keep fingers crossed we can get the win and bring the 8 points back to the MCFLY ARENA. After the recent draw with Tottenham Marshes we need to get ourselves going again, particularly after so many of our fans contracted Hyper-Plague after braving the elements at the Archway Sheet Metal Stadium.

Let’s do it for them today.

 

[Maddy]

We should get Ronald Koeman when Allegri fails.

Looking thru what he did in Feyernoord and now at The Saints.

Next big coach?

 

[ALC]

Who is this scrub Everton plays instead of Timmy?

 

[j0ker]

I really like Southampton this season.

 

[Dostoevsky]

Arsenal

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Liverpool from 2-0 to 2-2 in 5 minutes

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Mignolet is such a keeper

 

[Bjerknes]

Liverpool is a joke of a team. I had hoped they would do well this season but they will probably never win the league ever again.

 

[zizinho]

Liverpool from 2-0 to 2-2 in 5 minutes

i love it

 

[Martin]

Liverpool is a joke of a team. I had hoped they would do well this season but they will probably never win the league ever again.

what for?