Endless Summer Mercato 2016 (63 Viewers)

[Scottish]

By the way Verratti (who, as I know, is not going to come anywhere near us this summer) could become brazy marketable with us. The Facebook generation got the benefit of our pushing of Pirlo as OUR star and not Milan's. I have trouble even picturing him in a Milan jersey. All the hashtags, the videos and everything. Portraying Verratti as the 'New Pirlo' and things like that would see us rake in the merchandishing.

 

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[InterMerda]

And James can defend?

More than Isco, who is just a fat midget.

Anyway none of them will be here cause Pogs is not leaving.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

By the way Verratti (who, as I know, is not going to come anywhere near us this summer) could become brazy marketable with us. The Facebook generation got the benefit of our pushing of Pirlo as OUR star and not Milan's. I have trouble even picturing him in a Milan jersey. All the hashtags, the videos and everything. Portraying Verratti as the 'New Pirlo' and things like that would see us rake in the merchandishing.

Not so sure about this, simply based on looks. Pirlo looks majestic as fuck

 

[italiacalcio10]

And James can defend?

I don't think either are particular good at defending. Ultimately though James has considerably more potential, and even at their current levels, James is just a better offensive player. Assuming both are liabilities defensively, James is just a much stronger player in terms of technical ability and vision. He is also more versatile in the sense that he can play effectively in a wide position, centrally, or as a secondary striker. While not ideal, he was even serviceable under Ancelotti as a CM.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

More than Isco, who is just a fat midget.

Anyway none of them will be here cause Pogs is not leaving.

Yeah ok then

 

[italiacalcio10]

Not so sure about this, simply based on looks. Pirlo looks majestic as $#@!

Yeah Verratti looks like he belongs in a women's prison...

 

[Scottish]

Not so sure about this, simply based on looks. Pirlo looks majestic as fuck

You're right about that - Verratti doesn't have the shiny pornstar appeal that Pirlo and Pogba have. We could change that image though for sure.

All he needs is a catchphrase hashtag.

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By the way who will be our 'South American Champion'?

Higgers? James?

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

You're right about that - Verratti doesn't have the shiny pornstar appeal that Pirlo and Pogba have. We could change that image though for sure.

All he needs is a catchphrase hashtag.

Or some sort of hip dance move popular with the youth

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Obv. Benteke is less than ideal - and obviously the last choice out of this list, but we do need a striker.

Benteke shouldn't even be considered. I'd take sergio pellissier over that lump

 

[campionesidd]

And James can defend?

We have an awesome defense. With Marchisio on the pitch we can afford a more attacking midfielder.

 

[italiacalcio10]

You're right about that - Verratti doesn't have the shiny pornstar appeal that Pirlo and Pogba have. We could change that image though for sure.

All he needs is a catchphrase hashtag.

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By the way who will be our 'South American Champion'?

Higgers? James?

Well clearly James is marketable as ****. I just returned from Colombia, he is the king there. No other player is relevant except for a few hipsters that like Cuadrado.

If we got James & Cuadrado, we'd have a monopoly on almost 50 million people.

 

[campionesidd]

Benteke shouldn't even be considered. I'd take sergio pellissier over that lump

The only PL strikers I'd take are Aguero (unlikely), Ibra (not coming of course) and Costa (possible but would be expensive)

 

[italiacalcio10]

Benteke shouldn't even be considered. I'd take sergio pellissier over that lump

I'm not going to defend Benteke... since I don't want him either.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

Schurrle has joined Dortmund on a 5 year deal, 30 million Euro fee.

 

[Hust]

damn

 

[Ronn]

that's a good deal for Dortmund

 

[italiacalcio10]

The only PL strikers I'd take are Aguero (unlikely), Ibra (not coming of course) and Costa (possible but would be expensive)

Sanchez, might take Giroud too as a depth player. He was quite good in the Euros, although that may have been because Gignac was such a POS.

 

[JCK]

Surly a good deal

 

[Kian]

that's a good deal for Dortmund

That's a horrible deal for Dortmund. I wonder how Schürrle could again generate this kind of money after having disappointed season after season. The last time he actually delivered was years ago in Mainz. He was quite mediocre in Leverkusen, he was worse in Chelsea and he was absolute shit in Wolfsburg... He was criticized by everybody last season, even the Wolfsburg bosses.

 

[italiacalcio10]

That's a horrible deal for Dortmund. I wonder how Schürrle could again generate this kind of money after having disappointed season after season. The last time he actually delivered was years ago in Mainz. He was quite mediocre in Leverkusen, he was worse in Chelsea and he was absolute $#@! in Wolfsburg... He was criticized by everybody last season, even the Wolfsburg bosses.

Lol just ****ing on German players today.

Actually though, who else is overrated. Often this generation of Germans is hyped pretty aggressively. Who isn't as good as the hype, and who is?