i can sadly already see how this summer will come up, big hopes and dreams for top players running till august and in those last 2 weeks to transfer window end with no big name signing and people starting to get desperate comes Mark's report that Oscar who had been bashed all summer by 95% of the forum (who were hoping for Isco/Goetze) is close. Mark's %s rises and is sure we are def signing him. Usual Beppe keeps being hard handed and won't give in to Chelsea's demands. Deadline day gurus bring news deal is done and the dancing gifs appear for 50 pages (someone link me to the gifs of dancing in the Draxler thread

) and then 1hr to transfer deadline end comes news that its Saponara for 10m + 5m in performance related bonuses, and Beppe showing up the next day with "Oscar? we were never in talks for him, Saponara has shown he fits into our DNA blah blah blah" and then follows the storm in the forum.