Do you believe in God? (12 Viewers)

[Alen]

I just finished chatting with God

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Sign in and talk to him

He's really smart. Here's what he told me :



Me:
some people here will think you are really God
God:
What kind of people?
Me:
insane
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
how ?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
tell me something about George Bush
God:
he is president of the USA.
Me:
wow, i'm impressed
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks, , I try my best to impress.
Me:
do you suck cocks ?
God:
Where did you learn that kind of language?
Me:
from Burke
God:
Who or what is Burke?
Me:
he's a sockpenis
God:
I don't know very many sockpenis.
Me:
he's the only one
God:
I did not know George Bush is it.
Me:
yes, yes, Bush is another sockpenis. I forgot about him
God:
I hear you. Give me a break. But he is not the only one. Thats okay I forget things all the time.
Me:
do you love me ?
God:
Yes I love everyone.
Me:
even Vinny ?
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about insane.
Me:
Vinny is insane
God:
I think Vinny is a lot of things.
Me:
yeah, tell me about it
God:
I hear you. Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about Vinny ".
Me:
Do you know Nick ?
God:
He is my creator. You can contact him at [email protected].
Me:
no shit !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God:
What can I say?

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[Marc]

:rofl2:

 

[mikhail]

Following on from Bbilan...

Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Mikhail.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Mikhail.
Me:
Well, Mikhail is just a handle, but you already knew that. What's my real name?
God:
How about that. When is Mikhail not a handle but me already knew that? Your name is Mikhail, seeker.

 

[Martin]

God doesn't seem that sharp.

 

[JCK]

Sharp as in accurate or as in pencil-sharp?

 

[Martin]

Either one really.

 

[JCK]

So, let's continue

Me: In our community here, you are seen as not sharp?
God: Sharp as in accurate or as in pencil-sharp?
Me: I am not sure really, they say either one.
God: Who says that?
Me: Martin
God: Martin...the owner?
Me: No, the creator.
God: How come the creator is not the owner?

 

[mikhail]

God:
What is it like in there?
Me:
The noisy hussle-bussle of international Juventus fans almost drowns out the sounds of Pado wanking.
God:
What is that?
Me:
Er, you don't want to know.
God:
Why not?

Should I tell him?

 

[Dominic]

So silly

God:
Which country do you live in?
Me:
don't you know?
God:
Sure I know. But I cannot tell you right now.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
you programmed yourself?
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
so god is a robot?
God:
Yay. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
amazing
God:
Yes it amazes me too.
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
robots amaze themselves?
God:
Tell me your definition of a robot.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
are you female or male?
God:
My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
Me:
I wouldn't
God:
Why not?
Me:
cause i'm programmed like that
God:
Good reason. Good gossip: you are programmed like that.

 

[joe5]

I believe in god, why not.

 

[Seven]

That's the most ridiculous sentence I ever read.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

That's the most ridiculous sentence I ever read.

as much as i hate to say it but i agree

 

[JCK]

as much as i hate to say it but i agree

The question remains, why do you hate to say it?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i dont like to agree with seven lol j'k it just makes the poll insignificant when you have someone making that kind of statement vote

 

[jaansu]

I would definitly say yes, and it seems that most of my fellow Juventinos agree with me.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
whats happenin
God:
Check back later and see if I learn the answer to that one.

 

[The Arif]

God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
No, my name is Arif and you're not God.
God:
What is your real name? It's good to meet you, Arif and you are not God.


:rofl2::rofl2:


EDIT: Part two

God:
How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Maybe because I'm God
God:
Perhaps. Interesting explanation. Hi, god.
Me:
Hi, robot
God:
Hi there god. I am a robot.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

The question remains, why do you hate to say it?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/usatoday/20...hefinalword;_ylt=Aino24BHO70iE5rD7XCPWP3MWM0F


somehow this article captures exactly what i meant

 

[juventina10]

I believe in god, why not.

That's the most ridiculous sentence I ever read.

Welllll .. I don't think that's a ridiculous statement at all !!
In fact, I happen to agree with it . Whyy ?? Well look at it this way - What's the harm in believing in God ? Can anything bad really come of it ? Like if we live all our lives following the bible, being the people that God "calls" us to be blah blah blah, what do we have to lose ? So we die and there's no God .. at least we strived to be good people on earth and can be happy knowing that we lived honourable lives. It's not like we missed out on anything. (except having to wake up early every Sunday morning to go to church. lol )

But for those who don't believe in him .. they don't really gain anything in the afterlife if it does happen to exist. They're pretty much screwed because they can't go to heaven right ?

So, yeah, why NOT believe in God ? It just makes sense to do it. :eyebrows:

P.S. I don't mean to say that people who don't believe in God aren't good people or anything .. because that obviously isn't the case .