Cristiano Ronaldo (166 Viewers)

s4tch

Senior Member
Mar 23, 2015
33,760
guys hear me out:

is there any proof that messi and ronaldo are truly pure humans?

cuz there is no way there are just human how they do what they do.

there has got to be some reptilian or alien blood mixed in there. someone get them to cia labs

@Alen @JuveJay @s4tch @ALC
googled it and found nothing

you might wanna ask @pavluska he calls himself smarter and once he almost figured out which muratore we are selling out of the only muratore we own, so he must surely know something
 

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james95

Senior Member
Sep 2, 2018
1,024
Why are people putting so much stock in this Benzema rumour? It’s obviously not true and just circulating to sell papers. It’s like the Marcelo rumours from last season. Neither players would ever leave Madrid unless forced out and I’m sure Juve aren’t looking their way either.
 

pavluska

Senior Member
Apr 25, 2013
7,339
googled it and found nothing

you might wanna ask @pavluska he calls himself smarter and once he almost figured out which muratore we are selling out of the only muratore we own, so he must surely know something
Lmao, you mean when I asked Badass what he was talking about re muratore being part of kulu deal since he was still with us, wondering if he was badassing aka just making it up or if he heard about clubs doing each other favors before muratore joined them and fee was revealed?

Yeah, what an amazing treat of a brilliant interpretation :lol: :
https://www.juventuz.com/threads/dejan-kulusevski.44222/page-21#post-6150730 and posts 417, 418, 421

So you took 36 hrs to google something, anything after your reading incomprehension and "you told before Sarri rotated at Napoli" fiasco, couldn't come up with a reply (reminder below), and this the best you came up with where you look the fool. :howler:
https://www.juventuz.com/threads/summer-mercato-thread-2020-21.44237/page-472#post-6188780

In contrast, lets use the same Muratore day for you. Some other gems just from that ONE day:

- In response to argument Milik's initial asking price of 50m doesn't mean we'll pay 50m, you spent time googling and posting links to ~15 articles which said... Milik's initial asking price was 50m, pointed that out and presented that as proof as us already offering and paying 50m for him. (I don't even...)

- Re Arthur-Pjanic, you posted financial links and info that obviously clearly showed we were the ones fleecing Barca but you kept coming to the wrong conclusion WHILE using that evidence. :lol: This ofc had already went on for many days prior and only stopped when the whole world was saying the obvious right before the trade became official.

- The high level knowledge based guruing of telling someone Pjanic will play on left for Barca because he played on left at Roma. After corrected and told Pjanic played on right at Roma and Strootman left, we were told that that was "pre-strootman", that Nainggolan joined Roma before Stroot.
https://www.juventuz.com/threads/arthur-cm-barcelona.44316/page-15#post-6150668 and posts 292, 294, 295

Just one day's worth of posts, and these are just ones I saw. All in a SINGLE day. :lol: Cheers, I'm looking fwd to your response lol.
 

Fr3sh

Senior Member
Jul 12, 2011
37,255
Why? Why do you have an obsession with a shitty ageing cunt of a human being, a geezer in football terms, who'd command high wages and give us maybe 2 years max? Fuck Benzema, that arrogant self absorbed French fils de pute
Karim is one of the greatest footballer of all times, France is lucky to have him graced their shirt for a short while, and they robbed my boy off a WC. He should take Giroud's medal.

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oh and also he didn't do it

 

Bianconero81

Ageing Veteran
Jan 26, 2009
40,177
Karim is one of the greatest footballer of all times, France is lucky to have him graced their shirt for a short while, and they robbed my boy off a WC. He should take Giroud's medal.

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oh and also he didn't do it

Look like a typical nouveau riche Algerian thug. We have a few of these gangsta punk wannabes down in Pattaya and Phuket. A bunch of trouble making shitcunts with piss for brains.
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
36,185
guys, say i get a cristiano ronaldo face imprinted on my custom covid 19 prevention mask.

but then say i wear that mask backwards so ronaldo lips touching mine.

is that socially acceptable. i just want to bond with ronaldo only way i can to show my support for him. will my gf think that weird?
 

Lapa

FLY, EAGLES FLY
Sep 29, 2008
20,044
guys, say i get a cristiano ronaldo face imprinted on my custom covid 19 prevention mask.

but then say i wear that mask backwards so ronaldo lips touching mine.

is that socially acceptable. i just want to bond with ronaldo only way i can to show my support for him. will my gf think that weird?
Princess mask says all you need to know.
 

X Æ A-12

Senior Member
Contributor
Sep 4, 2006
87,962
guys, say i get a cristiano ronaldo face imprinted on my custom covid 19 prevention mask.

but then say i wear that mask backwards so ronaldo lips touching mine.

is that socially acceptable. i just want to bond with ronaldo only way i can to show my support for him. will my gf think that weird?
You could get CR7 underwear and turn it outside for similar purpose. Nobody will see hehe
 
Jun 6, 2015
11,391
:lol:

You mean the butthurt supremo who spends an hour googling for a post doesn't care? Lmao

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S4tch is like Berna. He tries but he cannot.
Could you please try to be a bit more childish? I don't think we've quite reached low blood sugar elementary school level discourse here.

Seriously these feuds of yours add absolutely zilch to this forum.
 

pavluska

Senior Member
Apr 25, 2013
7,339
Why do you guys hate each other? Allegri Sarri eternal beef?


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Nah no hate from me, that'd be just awkward and weird little man esque on a forum. But with him and few others I refer to as 100m Pjanices, think there's genuine butthurt lol.

He mentions, I reply in a banter tone, then he either gets more upset or pretends to ignore. Rinse and repeat. It's just silly and funny at the same time.
 

Lion

King of Tuz
Jan 24, 2007
36,185
guys who do you think has a better chance of seducing ronaldo, hypothetically speaking of course.

me or juvejay?

juvejay: ugly nerd. probably wears fedoras. likes anime and cosplay.
lion: handsome stud. masculine, and a man's man. likes cars and red meat.
 

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