Sometime soon, on an island resort in sunny Greece...
Juventuz’ favourite troll/doomsayer/clairvoyant Dr Chris Cronios will begin his epic 4 hour sojourn over the Peloponnesus, in his run down and much loved FIAT 500, dodging the stray donkeys and goats on the worn down roads that hug the rugged, sheer and rocky coastline. On arrival, he will rendezvous with his trusted source who works as a part-time pool boy on the world renowned resort at Costa Navarino, exchange a few Euros for some valuable information, finesse his way around a certain Portuguese superstar footballer’s 14 man detail, wipe the sweat from his brow, ignore his clammy palms, nudge nervously at his collar and approach the said famous footballer and, with the hopes of a couple of hundred mentally deranged forum users residing all over the world on the forum known as Juventuz ask him a question...
“Ronaldo when are you joining Juventus”
@ALC
I remember her on ArsefanTV telling she's 100% certain Benzema will join Arsenal and Pogba to Real Madrid. She's a fraud although those titties 
