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Confession of a Guru
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke.
Grats on promotion, Mark.
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke.
Grats on promotion, Mark.
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Sometime soon, on an island resort in sunny Greece...
Juventuz’ favourite troll/doomsayer/clairvoyant Dr Chris Cronios will begin his epic 4 hour sojourn over the Peloponnesus, in his run down and much loved FIAT 500, dodging the stray donkeys and goats on the worn down roads that hug the rugged, sheer and rocky coastline. On arrival, he will rendezvous with his trusted source who works as a part-time pool boy on the world renowned resort at Costa Navarino, exchange a few Euros for some valuable information, finesse his way around a certain Portuguese superstar footballer’s 14 man detail, wipe the sweat from his brow, ignore his clammy palms, nudge nervously at his collar and approach the said famous footballer and, with the hopes of a couple of hundred mentally deranged forum users residing all over the world on the forum known as Juventuz ask him a question...
“Ronaldo when are you joining Juventus”
@ALC
Juventuz’ favourite troll/doomsayer/clairvoyant Dr Chris Cronios will begin his epic 4 hour sojourn over the Peloponnesus, in his run down and much loved FIAT 500, dodging the stray donkeys and goats on the worn down roads that hug the rugged, sheer and rocky coastline. On arrival, he will rendezvous with his trusted source who works as a part-time pool boy on the world renowned resort at Costa Navarino, exchange a few Euros for some valuable information, finesse his way around a certain Portuguese superstar footballer’s 14 man detail, wipe the sweat from his brow, ignore his clammy palms, nudge nervously at his collar and approach the said famous footballer and, with the hopes of a couple of hundred mentally deranged forum users residing all over the world on the forum known as Juventuz ask him a question...
“Ronaldo when are you joining Juventus”
@ALC
I had dream in the early hours of this morning that I met Ronaldo. He stood right there in front of me standing with one of my bosses. I talked to him:
Me: Can I ask your a question sir?
CR7: *Nods slightly*
Me: Are you joining Juventus?
CR7: *Smiles subtly and negatively shakes his head.*
Me: I ask again, are you joining Juventus?
CR7: *Shakes head negatively but not convincingly, still smiling* But then asks, Are you a .............?
ME: I didn't get the last word but it seemed like he was about to give me more information.
*Dream transforms and now I see him going to lunch with my boss. Walking on the other side of the street while I was walking back to the office.
The dream is over!
I have failed in my quest. Godspeed @Cronios we are counting on you.
Me: Can I ask your a question sir?
CR7: *Nods slightly*
Me: Are you joining Juventus?
CR7: *Smiles subtly and negatively shakes his head.*
Me: I ask again, are you joining Juventus?
CR7: *Shakes head negatively but not convincingly, still smiling* But then asks, Are you a .............?
ME: I didn't get the last word but it seemed like he was about to give me more information.
*Dream transforms and now I see him going to lunch with my boss. Walking on the other side of the street while I was walking back to the office.
The dream is over!
I have failed in my quest. Godspeed @Cronios we are counting on you.
I m leaving the place, it's amazing btw,i will visit it again on my return, with more time on my hands.
I have failed to find him, i am sorry, it was even difficult to enter the complex.
He has an entire section locked down to himself.
No news either, at least not good ones, most of his corps are still here, so he prolly isn't going anywhere soon.
I have failed to find him, i am sorry, it was even difficult to enter the complex.
He has an entire section locked down to himself.
No news either, at least not good ones, most of his corps are still here, so he prolly isn't going anywhere soon.
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