Cristiano Ronaldo (25 Viewers)
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It's not gonna be easy task, nothing worth while is. But Inspector Cronios is the right man for the misson 
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@King of Kings @swag @GordoDeCentral
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Confession of a Guru
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke.
Grats on promotion, Mark.
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke.
Grats on promotion, Mark.
Confession of a Guru
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Clear number 7. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke. Grants on promotion, Mark.
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Clear number 7. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke.
Grants on promotion, Mark.
Confession of a Guru
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No $#@!in way, I said. Regular $#@! from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid $#@!.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke. Grants on promotion, Mark.
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No $#@!in way, I said. Regular $#@! from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid $#@!.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke.
Grants on promotion, Mark.
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His genuine excitement makes me so fucking happy 
You put it best the other day, his “absurdism” is through the roof these days. Just look at what
has done to him.
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I love this
The “14 man detail” part absolutely slayed me. Cron dropping them security/policing terms like an absolute boss
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This is amazing
You put it best the other day, his “absurdism” is through the roof these days. Just look at what
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Confession of a Guru
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke. Grants on promotion, Mark.
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke.
Grants on promotion, Mark.
@Maddy can you smell the bread?
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Confession of a Guru
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke. Grants on promotion, Mark.
Mark: Forgive me father for I have sinned.
Padre: You greened something that you shouldn't have?
Mark: Good one, Padre. No. Hear me out. Tuttosport released a big story about Cristiano Ronaldo moving to Juventus. No fuckin way, I said. Regular shit from them.
Padre: Don't swear here, boy.
Mark: I'm sorry, Padre.
Padre: 100 Ave Allegri and you'll be forgiven.
Mark: At first I thought it was a joke, then Marca published the same thing, then CDS, Sky Sport, Calciomercato, everyone. I started to believe.
Padre: Beppe works in mysterious ways. You know that.
Mark: Yeah... I was playing it cool, though, since now I'm red on Tuz.
Padre: Dear God, have mercy on those souls.
Mark: What?
Padre: Nevermind. Continue, my son.
Mark: Just a couple of day ago, I had the most vivid dream. I was seeing no. 7. It was moving left and right, like a screensaver on a computer. Ronaldo in no.7 Juve shirt. Incredible. When I woke up at 7am, I took a shower and went to work. Stopped the cab and driver talked for twenty minutes straight about his 7 sons... When we got there, I asked how much, he said 7.77$. Weird stuff.
Padre: IKR
Mark: So I got an idea - maybe I should place a bet? I mean, something strange is going on, maybe it's my lucky day. So I resigned from a job and went to a bookie. I noticed a horse called Flexing Ronnie in race no. 7, on track 7 with 77/1 odds. I gave all I had, around 700 bucks.
Padre: You won?
Mark: No, horse finished 7th.
Padre: You stupid fuck.
Some Norm Macdonald summer joke.
Grants on promotion, Mark.
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