Who said otherwise?
wow you are very funny. what about a career as a stand up comedian, did you thought of that? maybe as plan b, should you fail as transfer guru and thats very likely. for the beginning on the stage you will be nervous so you should search in google for existing jokes and learn them by heart. maybe jokes about horses something like "a horse walks into a bar..."
just think about it. i dont want to put to much pressure on you. just do it a while and with the time you will get better. just dont give up and dont listen to the haters who will say that you are not good enough. the key word is patience, so of course there will be a plenty of people who will tell you that you suck but there also will be people who will support you and believe me you will be very thankfull to the supporter and will give not a fuck about the haters.
just think about it. i dont want to put to much pressure on you. just do it a while and with the time you will get better. just dont give up and dont listen to the haters who will say that you are not good enough. the key word is patience, so of course there will be a plenty of people who will tell you that you suck but there also will be people who will support you and believe me you will be very thankfull to the supporter and will give not a fuck about the haters.

