Oh it's just a geeky story that u tell while typing the numbers into the calculator
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This guy blows a stop sign and a cop sees it so he pulls him over.
Cop says, "License and registration please."
Guy, "For what?"
Cop, "Well, sir, you didn't stop at the sign."
Guy, "I slowed down and no one was coming."
Cop, "You didn't come to a complete stop, license and registration,
PLEASE!"
Guy, "What's the difference"
Cop, "The difference is I wouldn't have pulled you over if you'd
stopped."
Guy, "I'll give you my license and registration if you can show me
the difference between slowing down and stopping."
"Okay, I will" the cops says, "Get out of the car."
At this point the officer takes his billy club out of the holster and
begins to brutally beat the you-know-what out of the guy.
As the man is screaming and crying, the officer yells loudly, "NOW
SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SLOW DOWN OR COME TO A COMPLETE STOP?"
Cop says, "License and registration please."
Guy, "For what?"
Cop, "Well, sir, you didn't stop at the sign."
Guy, "I slowed down and no one was coming."
Cop, "You didn't come to a complete stop, license and registration,
PLEASE!"
Guy, "What's the difference"
Cop, "The difference is I wouldn't have pulled you over if you'd
stopped."
Guy, "I'll give you my license and registration if you can show me
the difference between slowing down and stopping."
"Okay, I will" the cops says, "Get out of the car."
At this point the officer takes his billy club out of the holster and
begins to brutally beat the you-know-what out of the guy.
As the man is screaming and crying, the officer yells loudly, "NOW
SIR, WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO SLOW DOWN OR COME TO A COMPLETE STOP?"
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light.
An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there sonny?"
The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man." Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph!
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly, WHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks himself He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped! Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is STILL ALIVE!!!!!
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath... "Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your... side-view mirror."
An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him.
The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car ya' got there sonny?"
The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million dollars!"
"That's a lot of money," says the old man." Why does it cost so much?"
"Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the young dude proudly.
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
"No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick with my moped!"
Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds, the speedometer reads 160 mph!
Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and suddenly, WHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!
"What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young man asks himself He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up to 250 mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on the moped! Amazed that the moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it more gas and passes the moped at 275 mph. WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to 320 mph. Not ten seconds later he sees the moped bearing down on him again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari, demolishing the rear end.
The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man is STILL ALIVE!!!!!
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers with his dying breath... "Unhook... my... suspenders... from... your... side-view mirror."
I was scared at first.
It was very wide,
and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.
It felt weird at first.
Then I got used to it.
I went up and down,
and up and down on it.
I was really loving it.
*Now I ride on escalators all the time.*
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I took my fingers and slowly,
gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice...
I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder.
I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth!
All sweet and creamy.
I was done.
*And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies*
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It was laying limp in my hand.
It was very long, kind of thin.
I slid it between my fingers
until I got to the end of it.
I was turning it on.
It became firm in my hands,
and the end was wet.
Then it got very hard
and began gushing out of the tip.
*Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.*
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I knew it could be done.
I wanted to try
but I didn't know if I could do it.
I called my friend.
He said he knew how to do it
and would teach me.
He put his arms around me and started.
I watched nervously in the mirror.
He finally finished and pulled back slowly.
I felt relieved that it was over.
*I hate neckties.*
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It looked warm and dark,
and juicy and inviting.
I wasn't sure just what
I wanted to do with it.
I carefully pulled it apart
with my fingers to look into it better.
I knew how great it would be
if I just started eating it.
*But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.*
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MORAL?
It is not the word that corrupts the mind,
but the mind that corrupts the word.
It was very wide,
and very long,
and it angled straight up.
I decided I had to try it once.
I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.
It felt weird at first.
Then I got used to it.
I went up and down,
and up and down on it.
I was really loving it.
*Now I ride on escalators all the time.*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I took my fingers and slowly,
gently stretched it apart.
It was so pure and white.
I licked it once, twice...
I found I couldn't stop.
I licked it faster and faster, and harder.
I began to scrape my teeth against it.
There it was, in my mouth!
All sweet and creamy.
I was done.
*And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
It was laying limp in my hand.
It was very long, kind of thin.
I slid it between my fingers
until I got to the end of it.
I was turning it on.
It became firm in my hands,
and the end was wet.
Then it got very hard
and began gushing out of the tip.
*Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
I knew it could be done.
I wanted to try
but I didn't know if I could do it.
I called my friend.
He said he knew how to do it
and would teach me.
He put his arms around me and started.
I watched nervously in the mirror.
He finally finished and pulled back slowly.
I felt relieved that it was over.
*I hate neckties.*
---------------------------------------------------------------------------
It looked warm and dark,
and juicy and inviting.
I wasn't sure just what
I wanted to do with it.
I carefully pulled it apart
with my fingers to look into it better.
I knew how great it would be
if I just started eating it.
*But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.*
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MORAL?
It is not the word that corrupts the mind,
but the mind that corrupts the word.
Girls are like exams because...
-you'd rather get an easy one.
-you get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
-if you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
-the less they have on them the better.
-they suck and/or blow.
-when you finish one, you have to immediately start preparing for the next one.
-if you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.
-you have to put in a lot of effort for very little reward.
-nothing about them makes any ****ing sense.
-they just lie there and you have to do all the work.
-when you are done you get up and leave.
-good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.
-it's easy to bullshit one"
-you'd rather get an easy one.
-you get in a lot of trouble if you get caught cheating on one.
-if you are drunk when you do one, it takes a lot longer to finish.
-the less they have on them the better.
-they suck and/or blow.
-when you finish one, you have to immediately start preparing for the next one.
-if you have more than one scheduled at the same time, you have a problem.
-you have to put in a lot of effort for very little reward.
-nothing about them makes any ****ing sense.
-they just lie there and you have to do all the work.
-when you are done you get up and leave.
-good curves make for a more enjoyable experience.
-it's easy to bullshit one"
++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
you posted this a couple of weeks ago... (ehum ... #931 )
you posted this a couple of weeks ago... (ehum ... #931 )
u know what happened. all the other jokes that i posted that day were in the same place. this one was in a different folder and i found it and i though i hadnt post it. my bad.