Can somebody please notify Liverpool that, along with their lack of imagination, the correct grammar is 'A field', not 'An field'. Thanks
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Did you hear about the clown that fell off the Empire State Building?
It was funny on so many levels
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I'm American, and i'm sick of people saying America is the "stupidest country in the world"
Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world.
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What does a fat bird do after sex?
Write a cheque.
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Statistically, 1 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape... if it's a fat bird.
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For Dads there is Fathers Day,
For mothers there is Mothers Day,
For Lovers there is Valentines Day
but for Wankers there is Palm Sunday
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What do you do when your daughter is pregnant and claims she hasn't slept with anyone? ...
Start a religion.
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God said unto jesus, come forth and i will teach about life, the universe and everything. Unfortunatley he came first and got crucified.
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I think that balances me out for the other posts iv put in here