Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread) (49 Viewers)

chester

chester

Too busy to bother
#3,642
May 20, 2006
15,055
#3,642
What's the difference between stress, tension, and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant.
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant.
Panic is when both are pregnant.

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Teacher: "Do you know the importance of a period?"
Kid: "Yeah, once my sister said she had missed one, and my mom
fainted, dad had a heart attack, & our neighbor ran away."

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A woman asks a man who is traveling with six children, "Are all
these kids yours?"
The man replies sarcastically, "No, I work in a condom factory and
these are customer complaints."

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A young boy asks his dad, "What is the difference between confi-
dent and confidential?"
Dad says, "You are my son. I'm confident about that. Your friend
over there is also my son. That's confidential!"
 
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ßöмßäяðîëя

The Krazyman
#3,647
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
#3,647
m_elayyan said:
what is the difference between girls aged:
8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68?


At 8 - You take her to bed
and tell her a story.

At 18 - You tell her a story
and take her to bed.

At 28 - You don't need to tell her a story
to take her to bed.


At 38 - She tells you a story
and takes you to bed.

At 48 - You tell her a story
to avoid going to bed.


At 58 - You stay in bed
to avoid her story.

At 68 - If you take her to bed,
that'll be a story!!
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:D
 
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Martin

Martin

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Thread Starter #3,658
Dec 31, 2000
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    Well if it were some other name I would still post it. Just that Hillary is an easy target to make fun of.
     
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