Ever said something and wished you'd kept your mouth shut!!!
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> >I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son came into the
>bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although he made a
>mess, he looked adorable, so I ran for my camera and took a few
>shots. They came out so well that I had copies made and included one
>with each of our Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called
>about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a
>closer look. Puzzled, I stared at the photo and was shocked to
>discover that in addition to my son, I had captured my reflection in
>the mirror - wearing nothing but a camera!
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> >I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls. I
>was unhappy with the women's type I had been using. After browsing
>for several minutes, I was approached by one of the good-looking
>gentlemen who works at the store. He asked if he could help me.
>Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing
>with men's balls." >
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> >Colleen Collins, 31, Ferndale, MI
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> >My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a
>variety of nuts. As we were looking at the display case, the boy
>behind the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, "No, I'm
>just looking at your nuts." My sister started to laugh hysterically,
>the boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away. To this day,
>my sister has never let me forget.