++ [ originally posted by Weed Alien
] ++
at the end of the brooklyn bridge. it was an emergency...the traffic was magnificently bumper to bumper..
"....c'mon 'ney, posh..err...push!" said beckham
"stay calm..breath in and out Mrs Beckham" said they personal doctor(who somehow was in their car at that time

) :now, when i say push, u give it everything yer got" he said"
"it hurts honey" said Posh spice to becks
"duh..how can u be so stupid

anyway, c'mon, honey u can do it..push like hell" said becks
"posh" said the doctor..just as victoria was about to push they doc said "haha,gotcha""
"push!..harder harder harder!!!"
.....
after a few moments..
"whoops, too hard" (off the bridge he goes...)
i need a life