Any smokers here? (12 Viewers)

Hambon

Lion of the Desert
Apr 22, 2005
8,073
I've been trying to start for three years now. It's tough shit, I can assure you that. :frown:

I've bought a pipe for 70$, tobacco for 20$ and spent hours being aducated how to and how not to inhale, how to relax, what magazines I should read, how to handle the pipe, how to stuff it, how to polish it (rub it with your chin), how to separate the real smokers from the fake ones, how you say hi to a smoking friend, what pipe that gives smoothest smoke and the sort of pipe that gives a more rough taste, what clothes to wear (hat and smokecoat). I know everything and more, except that I just can't start smoking. :shifty:
:rofl2:

are u serious? that has to be the funniest thing i have heard all week...

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HelterSkelter

Senior Member
Apr 15, 2005
20,599
Over 10 days.Not a single cigarette.Off late,everytime i think of a cigarette i get the 'These cigars taste like burned chicken bones!' comment from Senfiled in my mind,which grosses me out.
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
i smoke for about 6 years now, want to stop, but cant be bothered, maybe someday if i decide to adopt healthy lifestyle. cant see that in the near future though.. and as already mentioned, its probably impossible not to smoke when having a drink. and since that happens rather often....


gray, is that a real quote in your sig?
impossible how?
 

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