Any Canadians wanna marry? (2 Viewers)

[Zé Tahir]

June 30th



hmm You think I should?

If you have a chastity belt

 

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[Bozi]

Desperate times require desperate measures.

i hear Bes is looking for a wife

I think Bes is your best bet. But if not there are lots of Canadians around here

damnit martin

 

[Martin]

Why? Are you throwing your hat in the ring, Boz?

 

[Elvin]

You guys are such bastards but I love you

 

[Bozi]

Why? Are you throwing your hat in the ring, Boz?

nah i have enough on my plate with byron and hambon tied up in the basement



i wanna throw props to my boy joe fritzl for hitting me up with the schematics

 

[Fred]

For what its worth, i'd have married you if i was Canadian Elvino :flirt:

 

[Seven]

On second thought it's Canada anyway. Might be best to leave .

Nothing beats the strange visa you can have in the EU though. I had Australian friends living in Italy and they had to leave the country every three months. Which meant that every three months they went on a holiday to Switzerland, Slovenia or France.

 

[Lion]

Don't post on craiglist. Lot's of psychos frequent that place. the last thing you need is a psycho bitch on you ass.

And no, I won't marry you.

 

[Fred]

Do you have Canadian citizenship Lion?

 

[Elvin]

For what its worth, i'd have married you if i was Canadian Elvino :flirt:

:toast:

Don't post on craiglist. Lot's of psychos frequent that place. the last thing you need is a psycho bitch on you ass.

And no, I won't marry you.

Rejection. Ouch!

 

[Lion]

Do you have Canadian citizenship Lion?

Yes.

 

[Martin]

Lion, are you named after the candybar?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

FYI

i told him for 6 grand i'd marry him

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i hear Bes is looking for a wife


damnit martin

as i anticipated, someone already knew my intentions

 

[Elvin]

i told him for 6 grand i'd marry him

Seriously?

Do you accept the payment in installments tho? Like $1000 a month?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

why dont you explain to me first all the requirements

 

[Elvin]

why dont you explain to me first all the requirements

Dude, if you knew what you have to do, you'd do it for free

http://www.toronto.ca/registry-services/marriage.htm

^ This is all there is to get married.

Then we'll have a ceremony (one witness for each of us), take some pix, and the lawyer will take care of everything.

In 4 months I get my PR card. And we live happily ever after

 

[Stephan]

why dont you explain to me first all the requirements

You will have to share your refrigerator.

 

[Stephan]

Dude, if you knew what you have to do, you'd do it for free

http://www.toronto.ca/registry-services/marriage.htm

^ This is all there is to get married.

Then we'll have a ceremony (one witness for each of us), take some pix, and the lawyer will take care of everything.

In 4 months I get my PR card. And we live happily ever after

What are you waiting then.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

how happy are we living and for how long?