Any Canadians wanna marry? (1 Viewer)

[Elvin]

how happy are we living and for how long?

We get divorced in 6 months max. As soon as I get my PR card basically. They might call us, just to ask some questions, but my friend did this for her friend (yes, 2 Israeli girls), they didn't ask any questions. If they want an interview with us I'll go ninja on them, "What? Just because we're gay you're giving us a hard time?" :groan, 4 months it was all over.

You live alone btw?

 

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[Stephan]

You live alone btw?

so you could move in instantly?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

We get divorced in 6 months max. As soon as I get my PR card basically. They might call us, just to ask some questions, but my friend did this for her friend (yes, 2 Israeli girls), they didn't ask any questions. If they want an interview with us I'll go ninja on them, "What? Just because we're gay you're giving us a hard time?" :groan, 4 months it was all over.

You live alone btw?

so you could move in instantly?

i'll be living along (i.e. with two other roomates) till the end of august

 

[Elvin]

No dude, just so we can write the same address in the application and his parents wont find out anything

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

yeah, i'll be in ottawa till the end of summer

 

[Stephan]

What happens if you two fall in love? You wont divorce?

 

[Elvin]

I'm trying to get this chick to do it, if doesn't work out I'll let u know

Oh fuck, if you're in Ottawa we can't do it, I need this to be done before June 30th

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

if elvin steals my heart then i dont see a reason to get divorced

 

[Stephan]

I'm trying to get this chick to do it, if doesn't work out I'll let u know

what if that chick finds out your cheating her with Bes?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

I'm trying to get this chick to do it, if doesn't work out I'll let u know

but i refuse to be second choice

 

[Elvin]

This is business man, stop flirting

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

but, my wedding present is going to have to be one of those elvin hats

 

[Elvin]

Mi hat es su hat.

 

[Seven]

So Bes will have to tell his parents he's going to marry some guy he met on the internet.

Child protection services have failed again.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

hey, i am 24, not 14. i can make my own decisions

 

[Max]

I'm sorry Elvin. I'd do it, but I don't know the implications on my behalf.

 

[Red]

Great last page or so.

 

[Red]

Any update on the situation, Elvin?

 

[Byrone]

So if Bes & Elvin hook up,who's the bitch & who's the big boi?

 

[Red]

It'll be whatever Bes wants, I would imagine.