Antonio Conte (106 Viewers)

[Elvin]

Imagine Conte doing that lip/suck noise that Anthony Hopkins does

haha that'd be epic.

 

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[JuventinMalti]

About the argument: Conte admitted after the match that it was his fault. What seems to have happened was that there was a Bologna player down and Juve players stopped playing, kinda asking their opponents to put the ball out. Pioli argued (and rightly so) that they had possession and it's their choice whether to put it out or not. Conte admitted that we should have kept playing and not ask for them to throw ball out. Minor thing really.

 

[Azzurri7]

I got fucking excited at that point!!! I wanted Conte to pull out a knife and a fork and slowly cut Pioli into pieces to serve as a post-match buffet !!! Fucking Pioli, is he crazy? Does he have any idea who he is dealing with? He would have a massive heart-attack after Conte just looks at him.....

About the argument: Conte admitted after the match that it was his fault. What seems to have happened was that there was a Bologna player down and Juve players stopped playing, kinda asking their opponents to put the ball out. Pioli argued (and rightly so) that they had possession and it's their choice whether to put it out or not. Conte admitted that we should have kept playing and not ask for them to throw ball out. Minor thing really.

Pioli was bitching to the ref from the very first second of the game. I was against throwing ball out because I don't like this Mourinho-Inter style of bitching and moaning to put more pressure on the ref.

 

[Azzurri7]

Btw, Conte did really well tactically last night.

The Elia-Krasic subs was at the right time, starting both CB Bonucci and Barza was a good decision too.

Maybe in the last subs, I would have taken Paz out and kept Marrone. Marrone had an excellent game IMO.

 

[Bozi]

Chuck Norris once refused to fight with Conte because he knew Conte NEVER loses!

Antonio Conte doesn't own a dictionary,he refuses to accept the existence of the word defeat!

Antonio Conte doesn't make tactical errors,he just likes teasing the enemy!

Antonio Conte once won a staring contest with a blind man!


sent from the inner workings of a twisted mind using psychotropic drugs

 

[Bisco]

Chuck Norris once refused to fight with Conte because he knew Conte NEVER loses!

Antonio Conte doesn't own a dictionary,he refuses to accept the existence of the word defeat!

Antonio Conte doesn't make tactical errors,he just likes teasing the enemy!

Antonio Conte once won a staring contest with a blind man!


sent from the inner workings of a twisted mind using psychotropic drugs

these are pretty good ones!! i love the he refuses to use a dictionary one

 

[Elvin]

OMG hahahahaha

 

[Bozi]

these are pretty good ones!! i love the he refuses to use a dictionary one

I am on the bus and bored,will mage up some more later if I get the chance

sent from the inner workings of a twisted mind using psychotropic drugs

 

[Elvin]

please do

 

[Bisco]

please do

i second that

 

[Bozi]

Antonio Conte once played card with a wookie,the wookie was advised to let Conte win



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[JuventinMalti]

Antonio Conte once played card with a wookie,the wookie was advised to let Conte win

You make it sound like the wookie actually had a choice...

 

[Alex-444]

 

[Cheesio]

Maaaaaaaaan, I love his celebrations

Next year in the CL

 

[Ahmed]

HAHAAA, love it.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

he is like the Maradona as a manager but with tactical know how

 

[Elvin]

Maradona after scoring with his hand against England: "That was the hand of Conte"

 

[baggio]

Antonio Conte's birthday suit was designed by Giorgio Armani!

 

[ReBeL]

 

[Bozi]

in 480 BC, 300 Spartans held off 300,000 invaders at the battle of Thermopylae, Antonio Conte thinks that they took 299 men too many

Antonio Conte didn't go to school,he stood in the playground till they gave him a diploma

Antonio Conte didn't lose his hair,he scared it away

Antonio Conte doesn't lose his cool,Cool loses him