ok so far we have (collected)
In 480 BC, 300 Spartans held off 300,000 invaders at the battle of Thermopylae, Antonio Conte thinks that they took 299 men too many
Chuck Norris once refused to fight with Conte because he knew Conte NEVER loses!
Antonio Conte doesn't own a dictionary,he refuses to accept the existence of the word defeat!
Antonio Conte doesn't make tactical errors,he just likes teasing the enemy!
Antonio Conte once won a staring contest with a blind man!
Antonio Conte didn't go to school,he stood in the playground till they gave him a diploma
Antonio Conte didn't lose his hair,he scared it away
Antonio Conte doesn't lose his cool,Cool loses him
Antonio Conte once played card with a wookie,the wookie was advised to let Conte win
new ones?
Antonio Conte didn't retire,he just wanted to let someone else win for a change
Antonio Conte isn't short,he decided to stop growing when he reached his perfect height
Antonio Conte doesn't give post match interviews,he gives eulogies for the opponent
Antonio Conte once had his back to the wall,the wall backed away
If Antionio Conte was an imperial stormtrooper he would have known they were they droids he was looking for