Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (29 Viewers)

[Buck Fuddy]

Yeah I reached that figure last night on FIFA 11 with him, so I know what you mean.

Meh, don't mind me. I don't feel like doing any work right now. And as a result I'm bored.

 

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[Nicholas]

Ditto

What do you work as?

 

[Buck Fuddy]

A bit of everything

I guess you could divide my tasks in three big parts: 1/3 payroll activities ; 1/3 financial stuff (some analysis & controlling as well as carrying out payments) ; 1/3 other various stuff (supplier related, admin,...)


But how about Amauri huh?

 

[Nicholas]

Amauri's abit like you, jack of all trades master of none.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Ouch, nice "compliment".

 

[V]

Haha, good one, Nicholas.

 

[Byrone]

The last ten pages were absolute gems.

Cam

Juve Revolution.

All this talk of Amauri's hard work, makes me miss Trez even more considering how lazy he was & how he did nothing all game long, yet he still scored goals for us with little to no service..

 

[Martin]

I wanna join the Cam fanclub

 

[Azzurri7]

What's Cam?

 

[Bozi]

Wow, do you want her to be dead during?

well if she's breathing when i leave its all good right?

I also think Amauri can score 20 goals a season.

in which league?

 

[HAZEM]

this guy even doesn't deserve his rate on pes 11
83 whyyyyyy?!

 

[Oggy]

Yeah I reached that figure last night on FIFA 11 with him, so I know what you mean.

You cheater!!!


@ last ten or more pages, it's pretty hilarious how certain member is willing to give Amauri more time and calls him player with potential. It's even worse than calling 26 year old Barzagli young prospect and new Nesta


I'm willing to bet that he won't score 20 goals for our primavera or even at training...

 

[YasoR17]

I'll be surprised if he even scores chicks with that hair of his. Doubt it.

 

[lil zlatan]

He is still the best striker we have.

 

[Enron]

Best at being the WORST!

 

[.zero]

I figured out a way Amauri can be useful:

- he rescinds his contract with us
- walks to Alicante
- begs Trezeguet to come back to Juve
- convinces Hercules' president to take him and play for free

There, forgive and forget.

I see that you’ve had some time to think this through

I also think Amauri can score 20 goals a season.

Buck, wtf are you talking about? Don't be ridiculous.

I love the self-debate

What's up with the Americans defending Amauri a lot? Deneb and Andy?

Beats me

Fucking Americans

Best at being the WORST!

Ooohh burned!

Good one E-rizzle

 

[Hust]

Forget Dzeko, we have Amauri!

My sig, Sal.

 

[Hust]

What's up with the Americans defending Amauri a lot? Deneb and Andy?

I wanna join the Cam fanclub

What's Cam?

Fo real, Rab? I am Cam (Cameron).

 

[Salvatore]

My sig, Sal.

Unforgettable quote. Very close to the official Badass Devil level of hilarity.

 

[Hust]

Unforgettable quote. Very close to the official Badass Devil level of hilarity.

You don't see much of Noussa anymore...


Every time Amauri doesn't score a goal I am going to make another song of him.