Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (49 Viewers)

[rounder]

So you are willing to have him at Juve till he's 35?

I don't know, man. That's 5 years. I change my opinion on a player every few months, let alone 5 years.

 

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[PhRoZeN]

I don't know, man. That's 5 years. I change my opinion on a player every few months, let alone 5 years.

So what made you change your opinion on amauri this month?

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Yeah, because he hasn't been able to score TWO goals like Alex and Quag. You're right. I agree.

Well, DP has scored +20 goals in the past. I think Quag has also. But I wouldn't bet on them doing it again, but I wouldn't bet against them either.

If I bet 300 Euros that Amauri wouldn't score +20 goals in a season, would you accept?

 

[rounder]

So what made you change your opinion on amauri this month?

The fact that I realized how shit our service has been last year compared to now with Krasic and Aquilani. And I won't criticize Amauri until I've seen him perform badly with those players on the pitch for at least 4 games. And it's every few months, not every single month.

 

[Ahmed]

IIRC DP scored 12 goals in less than half a season last year.

so maybe there was some service after all.

 

[rounder]

Well, DP has scored +20 goals in the past. I think Quag has also. But I wouldn't bet on them doing it again, but I wouldn't bet against them either.

If I bet 300 Euros that Amauri wouldn't score +20 goals in a season, would you accept?

That would probably be the dumbest bet I'd ever make in my life. Do you have any idea how statistically favorable the odds are for you. It's not that Amauri is bad. I wouldn't bet 300 Euros on any players in Europe scoring 20+ goals except maybe(just maybe Eto'o).

But if there were different odds, I probably would accept. That is, if he does score i get 1500 Euros. That might be fair.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

This whole discussion is ridiculous. I'm done. Amauri is a cack forvet.

 

[rounder]

IIRC DP scored 12 goals in less than half a season last year.

so maybe there was some service after all.

More like 11 goals the whole season. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alessandro_Del_Piero

 

[rounder]

This whole discussion is ridiculous. I'm done. Amauri is a cack forvet.

Amauri better finish as top scorer this year after this effort by me to defend him.

I'm off too.

 

[PhRoZeN]

whose staying?

 

[Hust]

whose staying?

You better believe I am.

 

[PhRoZeN]

You better believe I am.

 

[Gamaro]

What about the 2 hearders he had on straight on goal with one going wide the other right at the goalie? Was that not service or am I just confused as to what service really is? It doesn't get much better than that for many strikers and many strikers deal with much worse service and still score goals but lets just keep making excuses for Amauri.

Give him time.
He needs better service.
Needs wingers.
Needs more crosses.
He isn't a fox in the box.
He isn't an out and out striker.
He has a strong physical presence that draws defenders away from our other players.
He is good at chesting.
He is good at heading.
He works hard.
He is always trying.
He has bad players around him.
He has coaches that play him out of position.
He has coaches that are bad tactically.
He is getting double marked.
He has low confidence.
He isn't fit.
He just came back from injury.
He did well at Palermo.
He was a late bloomer.
He had two goals against Shamrock Rovers.
He did well in preseason friendlies.
He scored 3 times in a 5 v 5 match on a rugby field with no goalies.
So many new players to gel with this season.
Nicholas is his biggest fanboy.
1 goal every 15 games to shut Cameron up.
Cameron is a broken record but his droughts for the last 2 seasons aren't.
He showed promise his first season, lets give him more time.
He needs more time.
He needs more time.
He needs more time.



Seriously though, lets give him more time.

O Hustini,his fans need to know that we mainly need goals.

 

[Hust]

You should've seen by the look in my eyes, Juve
There was somethin' missin'
Juve should've known by my one good season, maybe
But they didn't pay attention,

I played dead but I never bled
Instead got lucky with Juve,
All coiled up and missin,

And though I know all about those goals
Still I don't remember
'Cause I never scored, only senseless fouls,
And we're still together

And I missed, every shot I hit,
When I signed I meant never
I meant that I won't score forever

And I'm gonna keep on missing the goal,
'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on missin' the goal,

And I missed, every shot I hit,
When I signed I meant never
I meant that I won't score forever

And I'm gonna keep on missing the goal,
'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on missin' the goal,

Juve, And I'm gonna keep on missing the goal,
'Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep, I just wanna keep on missin' the goal,

Keep on missing the goal.

REO Speedwagon....

 

[DelpieroForLife]

This whole "Lack of determination" is utter bullshit. Just watch him play, he's obviously putting in effort.

Do you remember how you used to respond to people defending Molinaro the same way you are deffending Amauri?

 

[Hust]

Do you remember how you used to respond to people defending Molinaro the same way you are deffending Amauri?

I was thinking that, but I love Andy too too much even though he will rip me apart for my new found fondness of Amauri.

 

[Kasaki]

Do you remember how you used to respond to people defending Molinaro the same way you are deffending Amauri?

Molinaro is ALOT better now btw

 

[Bjerknes]

Do you remember how you used to respond to people defending Molinaro the same way you are deffending Amauri?

Nice try, but I never said Molinaro lacked effort. To say Amauri lacks effort is simply idiotic because he's obviously working hard. He just isn't very good.

Criticize the player for relevant things.

 

[Hust]

Nice try, but I never said Molinaro lacked effort. To say Amauri lacks effort is simply idiotic because he's obviously working hard. He just isn't very good.

Criticize the player for relevant things.

I love you. God, Andy when the fuck are we going to get trashed together?

 

[DelpieroForLife]

Nice try, but I never said Molinaro lacked effort. To say Amauri lacks effort is simply idiotic because he's obviously working hard. He just isn't very good.

Criticize the player for relevant things.

You never said Molinaro lacked effort but you HAVE always laughed at whoever defend him for saying he try so hard.

Trying hard or not Amauri isn't a good striker, or at least not good enough for a team of Juventus caliber.