Alvaro Morata (41 Viewers)

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Post Ironic

Senior Member
Feb 9, 2013
42,253
WHile i was watching the game on my laptop, the misses was watching some boring chick flick on the tv.
Untill Olivia Wilde appeared, and looked like she was gonna have sex with someone.

It was hard focussing on the game :D
Olivia Wilde comes up to you while you are busting out set of massive squats at gym. She says she has been training her anus to accept massive objects, because she heard of the famous and glorious girth of Zach from a friend. She wants you to do her up the bum all night long, a little ass to mouth, with a nice facial to finish. She has even dyed her hair your favourite shade of red.

Do you cheat on your girlfriend?

 

Nenz

Senior Member
Apr 17, 2008
10,472
That guy just happened to be dining, fully decked out in Juventus gear (including his Morata jersey), on a non-match night, alone and in the same restaurant as Morata. Pretty standard coincidence.
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
80,925
That guy just happened to be dining, fully decked out in Juventus gear (including his Morata jersey), on a non-match night, alone and in the same restaurant as Morata. Pretty standard coincidence.
Did you read the story? :D apparently he's a young kid from Sicily who is studying in Torino and happened to meet Morata there. Could be bs, but it makes for good copy.
 

Zacheryah

Senior Member
Aug 29, 2010
42,251
Olivia Wilde comes up to you while you are busting out set of massive squats at gym. She says she has been training her anus to accept massive objects, because she heard of the famous and glorious girth of Zach from a friend. She wants you to do her up the bum all night long, a little ass to mouth, with a nice facial to finish. She has even dyed her hair your favourite shade of red.

Do you cheat on your girlfriend?

Oh my god that foto

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Oh a sidenote, whenever the misses is watching a movie and Olivia Wilde shows up,and im watching, you can hear a loud and annoyed sig
 

Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
80,925
:D That would be brilliant.

I would also ask the waiter not to disturb us because this is very personal and emotional time, Sonia would be so jealous.
Would you be jealous if I told you that I got to meet him and have a 5 min convo with him back in August 2014 :D An absolute legend and one of the most surreal moments in my life.

And yes I wanted to hump his leg
 

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