Alvaro Morata (54 Viewers)
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Would you be jealous if I told you that I got to meet him and have a 5 min convo with him back in August 2014 
An absolute legend and one of the most surreal moments in my life.
And yes I wanted to hump his leg
An absolute legend and one of the most surreal moments in my life. And yes I wanted to hump his leg
See, I don't get that. I know he's our captain and all, but surely you must know he's also just a human being. I had idols when I was a kid and Del Piero was definitely one of them, but today I see him as someone who was once a great football player. And I applaud him for it. But I don't think I'd consider meeting him surreal anymore. In fact I'd probably do my best just not to bother him.
Would you be jealous if I told you that I got to meet him and have a 5 min convo with him back in August 2014 An absolute legend and one of the most surreal moments in my life.
And yes I wanted to hump his leg
An absolute legend and one of the most surreal moments in my life. And yes I wanted to hump his leg
even if I never met him. When Juve came to Romania and I went to see them (Because I am the luckiest son of the bitch) Del Piero picked an injury on the same day so he didn't get into the plane with the squad and I didn't know that. When they got to the Hotel and I was in the lobby looking for him, Chimenti was there too with Blasi and asked me are you looking for Del Piero?
I told him yes, he didn't speak English so he tried to explain to me that he's injured he put his hand on his knees and pretended that he's in pain so I can understand 
and I was really upset and both felt sorry for me.
I can imagine, the guy is kissable even if I never met him.
When Juve came to Romania and I went to see them (Because I am the luckiest son of the bitch) Del Piero picked an injury on the same day so he didn't get into the plane with the squad and I didn't know that. When they got to the Hotel and I was in the lobby looking for him, Chimenti was there too with Blasi and asked me are you looking for Del Piero? I told him yes, he didn't speak English so he tried to explain to me that he's injured he put his hand on his knees and pretended that he's in pain so I can understand and I was really upset and both felt sorry for me.
even if I never met him. When Juve came to Romania and I went to see them (Because I am the luckiest son of the bitch) Del Piero picked an injury on the same day so he didn't get into the plane with the squad and I didn't know that. When they got to the Hotel and I was in the lobby looking for him, Chimenti was there too with Blasi and asked me are you looking for Del Piero?
I told him yes, he didn't speak English so he tried to explain to me that he's injured he put his hand on his knees and pretended that he's in pain so I can understand and I was really upset and both felt sorry for me.
at him explaining it that way
I tried reading the first line and got dizzy.
Wanted to write that.
Where did you get it?
After reading this my eyes are so fcked. It's basically this everywhere now.
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Went to meet Del Piero, got photos with Blasi and Chimenti.
Where did you get it?
After reading this my eyes are so fcked. It's basically this everywhere now.
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I can imagine, the guy is kissable even if I never met him.
When Juve came to Romania and I went to see them (Because I am the luckiest son of the bitch) Del Piero picked an injury on the same day so he didn't get into the plane with the squad and I didn't know that. When they got to the Hotel and I was in the lobby looking for him, Chimenti was there too with Blasi and asked me are you looking for Del Piero? I told him yes, he didn't speak English so he tried to explain to me that he's injured he put his hand on his knees and pretended that he's in pain so I can understand and I was really upset and both felt sorry for me.
even if I never met him. When Juve came to Romania and I went to see them (Because I am the luckiest son of the bitch) Del Piero picked an injury on the same day so he didn't get into the plane with the squad and I didn't know that. When they got to the Hotel and I was in the lobby looking for him, Chimenti was there too with Blasi and asked me are you looking for Del Piero?
I told him yes, he didn't speak English so he tried to explain to me that he's injured he put his hand on his knees and pretended that he's in pain so I can understand and I was really upset and both felt sorry for me.
Went to meet Del Piero, got photos with Blasi and Chimenti.
I can imagine, the guy is kissable even if I never met him.
When Juve came to Romania and I went to see them (Because I am the luckiest son of the bitch) Del Piero picked an injury on the same day so he didn't get into the plane with the squad and I didn't know that. When they got to the Hotel and I was in the lobby looking for him, Chimenti was there too with Blasi and asked me are you looking for Del Piero? I told him yes, he didn't speak English so he tried to explain to me that he's injured he put his hand on his knees and pretended that he's in pain so I can understand and I was really upset and both felt sorry for me.
even if I never met him. When Juve came to Romania and I went to see them (Because I am the luckiest son of the bitch) Del Piero picked an injury on the same day so he didn't get into the plane with the squad and I didn't know that. When they got to the Hotel and I was in the lobby looking for him, Chimenti was there too with Blasi and asked me are you looking for Del Piero?
I told him yes, he didn't speak English so he tried to explain to me that he's injured he put his hand on his knees and pretended that he's in pain so I can understand and I was really upset and both felt sorry for me.
Olivia Wilde comes up to you while you are busting out set of massive squats at gym. She says she has been training her anus to accept massive objects, because she heard of the famous and glorious girth of Zach from a friend. She wants you to do her up the bum all night long, a little ass to mouth, with a nice facial to finish. She has even dyed her hair your favourite shade of red.
Do you cheat on your girlfriend?
Do you cheat on your girlfriend?
What a credit to the human race he is. I think even just a subtle whiff of Buffon's jockstrap from across the changing room would humble you. The leadership group at Juve are churning out good blokes. I couldn't pick out one player who gives off a douchey vibe since Vidal left. It all started with Del Piero I reckon. He was a spiritual leader as much as anything and now you have Buffon, Marchisio and Chiellini who spent all that time under his tutelage now holding the torch.
Hopefully the trend persists and we don't end up with a squad full of fuccboys.
Hopefully the trend persists and we don't end up with a squad full of fuccboys.
Mandzukic and Lichtsteiner can be real cunts on the field, and we'd all laugh at Pogba and his dab shit if he was playing for Milan (and most still do now anyways ). Not to mention caceres and his traffic problems. Of course we perceive it ll very differently 'cause we're Just fans, but objectively it's not really better than most clubs, not worse either of course.
). Not to mention caceres and his traffic problems. Of course we perceive it ll very differently 'cause we're Just fans, but objectively it's not really better than most clubs, not worse either of course.
