Alessandro Matri (16 Viewers)

[Post Ironic]

Hey man! I like thick women, and that's a plastic dolly made out of plastic. But I'd still give it to her, once, just once, just so I can tell Matri I $#@!ed yo bitch

I'm just a messing with you bro. Thick women, thin women, they can all be damn sexy.

Well aside from the extremes at either end.

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Jesus

He does come across as quite the evangelist, but I don't know that I'd call Hist Jesus...

 

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[da_ledgeaun]

that chance when he got the ball from Pereyra I think, man he couldnt trap the ball nicely to get a shot, he was all alone as well...faacckk!!

 

[ZoSo]

To forget about yesterday and not scoring on the pitch

:jvefan:

Spoiler

lawd

 

[piotrr]

To forget about yesterday and not scoring on the pitch

:jvefan:

Spoiler

all his sins are forgiven

 

[CrimsonianKing]

dat walking stick

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Not everyone likes a fat girl bro...

I like skinny but she's beyond that. The lack of anything resembling an ass is a big turn off.

 

[Osman]

Tell that to the natives.

Somalis are the most honorable.

Tell that to other Somalis.

 

[ZoSo]

I like skinny but she's beyond that. The lack of anything resembling an ass is a big turn off.

Jimi you blind?

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Jimi you blind?

Zoso pls, you call that an ass? She's flatter than a roadkill cat.

 

[Osman]

Tell that to the natives.

Somalis are the most honorable.

Jimi you blind?

No, just brazlian.



Federica is pretty, and the opposite of bootylicious.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Bootylicious? okay Kelly Rowland

 

[Fr3sh]

Bootylicious? okay Kelly Rowland

She's amazing!

 

[Lion]

matri got a more juicy ass than federica



n-no homo

 

[Hydde]

you hesitated lion...something is wrong?

 

[ZoSo]

Zoso pls, you call that an ass? She's flatter than a roadkill cat.

I don't think you've seen a flat ass then

No, just brazlian.



Federica is pretty, and the opposite of bootylicious.

Still a nice ass, doesn't have to be brazil booty

 

[CrimsonianKing]

I don't think you've seen a flat ass then

I just did.

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

dat walking stick

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I like skinny but she's beyond that. The lack of anything resembling an ass is a big turn off.

And then people will look me dead in the eye and say that's a nice ass and I'm crazy after I say someone of her shape is flat. I just don't get it.

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you hesitated lion...something is wrong?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

poor matri is all i gotta say

 

[CrimsonianKing]

And then people will look me dead in the eye and say that's a nice ass and I'm crazy after I say someone of her shape is flat. I just don't get it.

Europeans tsk tsk

 

[Amer]

This guy is a joke on so many levels. He's Serie B material at best.

 

[ZoSo]

I just did.

Location: Brazil