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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    It's funny 'cause it's true. But so much more personality than all the feebles next to him. He speaks in folktales.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    In my own sick mental world, we'd find a way to reunite Zlatan and Samuel Eto'o with Pep Guardiola. :heart:
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Arguably that may have gone in without him touching it.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Yep. Guy was an overrated piece of shit according to the English media. Now that he's playing for a shit EPL club with no European hopes, he's a god.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    You can tell Napoli is out of the race. The alternative Scudetto competition through accusations has begun.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Well, he's banned for the next four league matches for insulting France and he's banned the next CL match as well. Can't choke if you don't even show up.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Just like PSG's place in the CL. He can also relate -- given his autobiography about having nothing to eat from his dad's fridge. ;)
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    That's hilarious. Same interview from another angle so you can watch in 3-D :D
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    I think I saw that in The Muppets Take Petra
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    I thought he had a particularly favorable view of Juve. He made it sound like he wouldn't be the player he was without his Juve time.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Good book, isn't it? I loved what he thought of Guardiola. :lol:
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    True. But he was weak at the weekend against Montpellier, IMO.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Enough for third place in football league of a nation where there's a rash of mental patients running over people with vehicles. :pumpkin:
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Less whining, more goals this season, Zlatan.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Maxwell is Lil Za to Ibra's Justin Bieber.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    RIP, Zlatan
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Why all the post activity on him lately? Did he die or something?
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Emma? Much hotter girls to be had.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    IMO, he's aged extremely well. Yesterday I came across a video of him early in his Ajax years and he looked like a complete gap-toothed dufus.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Only to fit the photos that contain his nose.