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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Until they deal with their Robinho's where good-enough is the enemy of great, they're not progressing.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    :lol: Yeah. I lost count of the times I yelled at the TV screen "pass the damn ball, Zlatan!" while two defenders were closing down on him in the box and he just got too clever with his feet, stalled for time, and launched a shot nowhere near the net.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Zlatan's first season with Juve was solid, and while this may seem like blasphemy he was worth starting over Del Piero. DP was in bad form that year. The second season he was frustratingly wasteful and selfish and I wanted his ass off the squad.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    :lol:
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    What can I say? Sometimes when you need to get your deck wet, you have to turn back to the ugly hag at the bar. Even if you'll hate yourself in the morning.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Just his head, thank you.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Suck it, Ibra.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    :lol2: It's true that when a team is depending on a forward at age 32 or over to save their tournament, you're either in Ukraine or Serie A.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    While I don't agree, I can completely understand their viewpoint.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Watching Juve is like watching porn with senior citizens: "Somebody please finish already!" So I voted "yes"....
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    The curse of lying to yourself and the public, I suppose.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Talk about a curse...
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Señor Motörhead properly corrected me in presuming Henry was CL trophyless (I still can't believe he won that with the way he played that season). But Ibra? Priceless. :D
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    That's the problem with camels.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    I have that one with Zambro's name. :sergio:
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Vieira would almost be a god on this squad. :sergio:
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    And yet earn one massively fat goose egg in international tournaments. There's something wrong with that picture.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Oh jeeez.... :sergio:
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    I celebrated when he left Juve.
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    Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    I don't get the "toe" part when it comes to CamelFace, I must admit.