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Married with Children. I loved that as a kid.

Well, I think I overreacted a little, but it's a little unreasonable to paint a good chunk of the world as being car-bomb friendly and then get pissy when someone calls you a troll for it.

Yeah, I was calling you a troll for what you posted. Swag's post above explains pretty much why. My previous post was my poor sense of humour getting the better of me.

I may have misinterpreted the smilie. I meant to say that the troll, Jasper, shouldn't be responded to. Apologies.

I may have misinterpreted the smilie. I meant to say that you, Jasper, shouldn't respond to such obvious baiting. Apologies.

:jck2: I always had Jesus down as more of a stage magician.

Santiago Cañizares dropped a bottle of aftershave on his foot, and missed a world cup over it. The only famous injury I recall Beckham suffering was inflicted by Ducher (sp?).

It ties them all together. It's like something a stand up comedian would do.

I saw that one on foot.ie a few hours ago. Where'd you find it?

I laughed so hard I had tears in my eyes. Thanks for posting that.

Yep. I think there's a photo of him at Highbury a few years back floating around. Y'know, before he was famous.

Er, that's a statement of fact, not a joke.

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets? Mute.

It's funnier if you're too busy to scroll back. I have to get back to work now. :(

ARGH! :ferocious Mikhail smash!

That's actually a misquote of a conversation Winston Churchill once had. I prefer his version Churchill: Madam, would you sleep with me for five million pounds? Socialite: My goodness, Mr. Churchill... Well, I suppose... we would have to discuss terms, of course... Churchill: Would you sleep...

Is stolen from Borat movie film.

Man, that's older than the internet.

Holidays.