Classy bit over here (the official Inter.. i mean joke thread) (2 Viewers)
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A dad walks into a market with his young son. The kid is holding a Ruppe coin.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a Tea stall in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of Tea.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her Tea cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, she hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the Tea stall without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied, "I work for the Income Tax Dept."
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Suddenly, the boy starts choking and gasping for breath. The dad realizes the boy has swallowed the coin and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business suit is sitting at a Tea stall in the market reading her newspaper and sipping a cup of Tea.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her Tea cup down on the saucer, neatly folds the newspaper, places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the coin, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy, she hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the Tea stall without saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," the woman replied, "I work for the Income Tax Dept."
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Two guys, Cameron and Nyiko are sitting at their favourite bar, Drinking beer. Cameron turns to Nyiko and says, "Youknow, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow IthinkI'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Nyiko agrees that it's a good idea.
The next day, Cameron goes down to the college and meets the Deanof Admissions, who signs him up for four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic."Logic?" Cameron asks, "what'sthat?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawnmower?"
"Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a lawnmower, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, Ithink logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house!" "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically havea family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically youmust have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual."
"I am heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a lawnmower." Excited to take the class now, Cameron shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Nyiko at the bar.
He tells Nyiko about his classes, how he has signed up for Math, English, History and Logic. "Logic?" Nyiko says, "What's that?" "I'll show you," says Cameron. "Do you have alawnmower?" "No." "Then you're gay.....
The next day, Cameron goes down to the college and meets the Deanof Admissions, who signs him up for four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic."Logic?" Cameron asks, "what'sthat?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawnmower?"
"Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a lawnmower, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, Ithink logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house!" "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically havea family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically youmust have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual."
"I am heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a lawnmower." Excited to take the class now, Cameron shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Nyiko at the bar.
He tells Nyiko about his classes, how he has signed up for Math, English, History and Logic. "Logic?" Nyiko says, "What's that?" "I'll show you," says Cameron. "Do you have alawnmower?" "No." "Then you're gay.....