Two guys, Cameron and Nyiko are sitting at their favourite bar, Drinking beer. Cameron turns to Nyiko and says, "Youknow, I'm tired of going through life without an education. Tomorrow IthinkI'll go to the community college and sign up for some classes." Nyiko agrees that it's a good idea.
The next day, Cameron goes down to the college and meets the Deanof Admissions, who signs him up for four basic classes: Math, English, History, and Logic."Logic?" Cameron asks, "what'sthat?" The dean says, "I'll show you. Do you own a lawnmower?"
"Yeah." "Then logically speaking, because you own a lawnmower, I think that you would have a yard." "That's true, I do have a yard." "I'm not done," the dean says. "Because you have a yard, Ithink logically that you would have a house." "Yes, I do have a house!" "And because you have a house, I think that you might logically havea family." "I have a family." "I'm not done yet. Because you have a family, then logically youmust have a wife." "Yes, I do have a wife." "And because you have a wife, then logic tells me you must be heterosexual."
"I am heterosexual. That's amazing, you were able to find out all of that because I have a lawnmower." Excited to take the class now, Cameron shakes the Dean's hand and leaves to go meet Nyiko at the bar.
He tells Nyiko about his classes, how he has signed up for Math, English, History and Logic. "Logic?" Nyiko says, "What's that?" "I'll show you," says Cameron. "Do you have alawnmower?" "No." "Then you're gay.....