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It's really good when you put almonds, dried apricots, cherry tomatoes, green onions, olive oil, and the zest and juice of a lemon.

My printer's way of telling me that I'm out of toner is to print off 3 completely black sheets. Could've printed my fucking document with that toner, but thanks anyways.

Oooooooh boy...somebody's in Wopville! :D

The squigee kids...it's not as bad as it was ten years ago. I think they're cracking down on that in Toronto.

That's so Canadian. In other countries they knock on your window and stick a gun in your face.

:lol2:

Hugs are free, Snoop. Hugs are free.

My oh my, the imagination of some.

Eh, that's pretty awesome.

Holy shit, bezares is a girl?

To your celebration.

Awesome, I'll see you there.

You seem to be more fearful of your father than the fuzz. :D

Snoop, that sounds a bit frightening. I've never fought anyone before and I'm a whopping 1.70 m so it probably wouldn't have ended well. Kudos to you for taking a stand, man. I'm glad he didn't do anything to you except impound your car and suspend your license.

I know, right? Why am I pissed off at this? I saw a vicious police beating in Curitiba, but this is sending me over the edge. :lol:

Why is it that I must respect an officer of the law who approaches me undercover in a Dodge Caravan and says the following: "What the fuck are you smoking, kid? You've got any fucking weapons on you? Anything you shouldn't have? Eh? Look me in the eyes, kid." For the record, I've always...

I'm watching Wozniacki vs. Schiavone. Schiavone looks exactly like Mauro Camoranesi. http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/lookalikes/30388/world-cup-sht-lookalikes-mauro-camoranesi-xxxxxx.html

Ah, the queef.

Maxwell (almost) Murder(ed). :howler:

Pinga is nasty shit.