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Football Italia titles an article "Marotta confirms Ibra talks." in which they go on to quote Beppe saying that the transfer is "not possible"

 

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[Tommy]

 

[Salvatore]

I did everyone a favour and removed all the shit they write aside from what is actually said. Quotes

 

[Völler]

I did everyone a favour and removed all the shit they write aside from what is actually said. Quotes

What are you doing? Stripping away FI's text so only facts are left? Salvatore, pls...

Here's what I read:

Marotta confirms Ibra talks

-FI

 

[Zacheryah]

Typical FI

headline " MAROTTA TALKS WITH ZLATAN, WAGES STUMBELING BLOCK"

article's only quote "we arent in talks with zlatan"


die. please die.

 

[Völler]

Die Bayern?

 

[Vinny Del Pogba]

Typical FI

headline " MAROTTA TALKS WITH ZLATAN, WAGES STUMBELING BLOCK"

article's only quote "we arent in talks with zlatan"


die. please die.

 

[The Curr]

FI are about as reliable as the Daily Heil.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

“Ibra is a great player, but not the type we are looking for in terms of age and economic parameters."

 

[viking1897]

“Ibra is a great player, but not the type we are looking for in terms of age and economic parameters."

 

[Klin]

Ibra can go choke on his own camel dick.

 

[Marty]

Zlatan Rigorovic has scored 34 out of 36 penalties in his professional career (saw that on the sports here in Sweden, all they talk about is him...).

That's about 95% conversion rate. Probably the best spot kicker in the world right now. Anyway, that wouldn't help us much since we don't get awarded penalties.

Guess he got all that training from the ugly Milano twin sisters

 

[Martin]

34/36? That's unheard of

I would never guess based on his freekick ability.

 

[Klin]

Balotelli's better.

 

[Marty]

34/36? That's unheard of

I would never guess based on his freekick ability.

I think it's all power and no accuracy for both PK and FK

 

[Völler]

Balotelli's better.

Exactly what I was going to post.

 

[Marty]

Balotelli's better.

He's only taken 9 or so though. But yeah, he's great too.

 

[Völler]

He's only taken 9 or so though. But yeah, he's great too.

Balotelli's stats were 17/17 scored on the 6th February 2013. Can't remember if he scored any since (he probably has )

 

[Klin]

Exactly what I was going to post.

See? You're getting better.

 

[Marty]

Balotelli's stats were 17/17 scored on the 6th February 2013. Can't remember if he scored any since (he probably has )

Really, wow. He's already had 17+ penalties? Where do you check these kind of stats btw?

Edit: Bleacher Report says 8/8 as of sep 2012. 9 penalties since? Seems unlikely. Or their stats are wrong

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/...-best-penalty-takers-in-world-football/page/3